I AM THE BRAT KING WOOF(urf) THE LOST PAAPI.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED WHEN THE BRAT KING ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED INTO AU (ALTERNATE UNIVERSE)?

And more importantly, when The BRAT KING, realizes here a king can only be a man. And to save herself from the wrath, she renames herself ThatBiryaniWaliLadki as a tribute to her most favorite dish the heavenly biryani.

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Walking through the streets, she noticed people glued to weird devices. And suddenly someone squealed, "Oh my god! It'll die! It'll die soon. Please give it to me. I need it for my sanity, my life please. Please give me the charger so I can charge my mobile phone. Please," a girl with thick lenses wailed. Shrieking in utter fear as the glow ebbed from the phone.

When no one paid her attention, she screamed" You ungrateful beep... beep.... beep, I won't update today. I swear to..."

"Here temptress," an intimidating voice interrupted the poor girl's tirade, as the strong voiced lady gave her a pretty rope. Snatching it the temptress shot away God knows where. Before ThatBiryaniWaliLadki could chase her to make sure she was alright, something tugged her dark green velvet robes. Looking down she stared at a pretty dog barking at her.

ThatBiryaniWaliLadki's heart melted as if it wasn't made of fat and blood vessels but wax. Bending down she cooed at the cute dog, who started licking her face and said,"You truly are The Lost Paapi then."

"You... you talk? Bu..but ho..."

"Relax King. I am here to take you back to your safe hell. We have a huge journey to make. A journey to the center of the world. Are you ready?"

Hesitantly she murmured, "Yes.

"Come on then! Oh and we will travel only in night."

"But... but why?"

"I need rest King, and besides, my miss will be annoyed if I am not there with her for her photoshoots with me. Our photos are the only one that help her gain so many followers on Instagram. What do you think will happen if she again signs up some weird movie? People will truly kick her out of Bollywood, influential father or not."

"What will I do when you are not here?"

"I knew you would ask me this question. Here," as he pulled out a "phone" like device and shoved it to her. "My mistress got it from the hamper she had fixed up in The Star -&- Kid Show with Big Daddy. Don't make me remember the struggle she had to go through. I am sure you are smart enough to function with this."

Looking at the phone, ThatBiryaniWaliLadki exclaimed, "Oh my god! This is like enof of my place, right?"

"Yes king, indeed."

Beaming, she switched it on and went to the Playstore to download her favorite Wattpad, unaware of what was waiting for her.

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And pls vote it motivates me.

PS: I will change the cover soon. Relax.
And pls remember this is not to hurt anybody or support anybody. This was something I always wanted to do and I don't care if you hate or like it. And if you ask me why the votes? Then I would say because I am extremely shallow and two faced. I may say I am not worldly, but please almost everyone says that. I want to be as honest, open and funny as possible. Please do not take this personally.

And even if you wanna put a hate comment, just make sure you don't cross your limit.

-An average Indian girl who wanted to be a king.