Aries: knows when to hype you up and when deescalate 

Taurus: loads the dishwasher the same way you do 

Gemini: keeps the banter going nonstop so when there's never an opportunity to keep a serious conversation 

Cancer you can take care of (while pretending it's a burden) 

Leo: isn't shy about their feelings 

Virgo: arrives five minutes early when you have plans 

Libra: reads your mind 

Scorpio: can commit forever 

Sagittarius: gives you room to roam 

Capricorn: impresses your friends 

Aquarius: doesn't want you 

Pisces: communicates exclusively through telepathy, poetry, and meaningful eye contact