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VINNIEHACKER
wifeyyy

VINNIESWIFEY
you're so needy🙄

VINNIEHACKER
i didn't even say anything yet

VINNIESWIFEY
ik but those extra 3 y's just scream "i'm coming to bother you"

VINNIEHACKER
wow
VINNIEHACKER
fine then i won't talk to you

VINNIESWIFEY
ugh you wasted my time🙄

VINNIEHACKER
....

VINNIESWIFEY
i'm jkkk
VINNIESWIFEY
what's up?

VINNIEHACKER
idk i just wanted to talk to you tbh

VINNIESWIFEY
not you falling in love with a fan🥱
VINNIESWIFEY
you don't even know my name yet and you haven't seen my face😭

VINNIEHACKER
i'm not in love

VINNIESWIFEY
whatever helps you sleep at night vinnie🙄

VINNIEHACKER
you are right tho
VINNIEHACKER
i don't know your name

VINNIESWIFEY
that's correct

VINNIEHACKER
are you gonna at least give me that?

VINNIESWIFEY
maybe

VINNIEHACKER
come on i think i at least deserve that

VINNIESWIFEY
fine
VINNIESWIFEY
it's lizzy

VINNIEHACKER
short for elizabeth?

VINNIESWIFEY
what else would it be short for einstein💀

VINNIEHACKER
don't get sassy

VINNIESWIFEY
oh so we're bold now?

VINNIEHACKER
we've been bold

VINNIESWIFEY
not me bc if i was really being bold i'd tell you to put your babies in me already🙄😁🥱🥰✌🏽😩❤️😉😃

VINNIEHACKER
are you old enough for me to do that?

VINNIESWIFEY
i'm older than you love😁😌🙃

VINNIEHACKER
we talking sugar mama status?

VINNIESWIFEY
yes vinnie im a 45 year old woman with a fan page for you😩

VINNIEHACKER
frrr??

VINNIESWIFEY
SHDGSJSK NO
VINNIESWIFEY
i'm 19💀

VINNIEHACKER
oh that's not that much
VINNIEHACKER
when's your birthday?

VINNIESWIFEY
january 19th

VINNIEHACKER
ohhh so i got an aquarius

VINNIESWIFEY
yessirrr

VINNIEHACKER
can i have your number?

VINNIESWIFEY
why do you need my number?💀

VINNIEHACKER
i said i like you🙄

VINNIESWIFEY
not yet bozo we've known each other for like a week😭

VINNIEHACKER
ughhh fine

VINNIESWIFEY
see needy

VINNIEHACKER
whatever

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VINNIESWIFEY get y'alls fav blank spreadsheet pls- he really thought he could have my number when we've only known each other a week😭

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USERNAME blank spreadsheet-

USERNAME WAIT VINNIE-

USERNAME HES the fan atp😭
VINNIESWIFEY honestly😭

ALTPRINCESS best friend he still talking to you??😭
VINNIESWIFEY yesss

IMNOTVINNIE why i gotta be a blank spreadsheet?😔
VINNIESWIFEY bc that's what you are vanilla wafer🥱

IMNOTVINNIE i was just being nice ugh🙄
VINNIESWIFEY ok mr. "i like you"
IMNOTVINNIE wow

USERNAME SHE IS REALLY AIRING OUT ALL HIS BUSINESS😭😭

IMNOTVINNIE i thought you were wifey😔
VINNIESWIFEY i am tf🙄 somebody has to humble you

USERNAME what is happening😭

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they're funny lmao but i love this book sm i hope i don't run out of ideas😭.