𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐬

𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒂𝒊, 𝒋𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒛, 𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒉 𝒇𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 7+

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞 💰
welcome everyone ‼️‼️

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
oh for fucks sake not another one
how many groupchats have you made?

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞 💰
multiple 😎

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
and how many do we actually use????

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
...

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
so that gives you an idea to make another one?

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
yes.

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
sup bros chilly asked me if one of you guys could add his new number

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
on it!

𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒂𝒊 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒅 '07956786288'

𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒂𝒊 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒅 '079567826288' 𝒕𝒐 '𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲🌶'

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
is this another one of mase's gcs?

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
LMAOO YES

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
i find that quite offensive

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
good.

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
hello???
who is this?

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
ahh chilly pretending like he doesnt know us, how lovely!! :)

𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬
stop literally 💀
hes always doing this

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
no seriously like i have no idea who any of you are

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
HELLO can one of you guys add chilly???
he keeps spamming me and im trying to play pubg

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
WAIT
HUH
WHAT
OMG OMG OMG
i did add him though????

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
then why does he keep sending me messages

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
maybe, because u didn't add him and instead you added me???
i'm not sure though! 🤔

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
wait if you arent chilly, who are you???

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
ME??? who the fuck are you and why is the groupchat called 'balls before babes'???
r u guys like those childish boys who act all homophobic but in reality youre all really in love w eachother

𝐣𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐳
😭😭

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
OH MY GOD DAMN THAT WAS SPECIFIC
but no we're definitely not homophobic and we arent in love with one another

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
r u... sure?

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
YES 😭

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲
phil right now:

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲
... nothing 😏

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
DAMN BRO VIOLATION 😭

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲
oh shut up why are you acting like you aren't in love with kai?

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
FOUL 😂
WAIT WHAT

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
right, what have i missed?

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝
kai added some random person thinking it was chilly and marcus is exposing foden + mason

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
are you not playing pubg anymore?

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝
nah bro this is more intriguing

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
okay okay first of all, who let kai be admin and second, who is this person kai added?

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
hiya! it's me, im the person kai added

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
ohh i see
anyways, sorry about that, my friend is an idiot

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
yeah i could tell 😭
thank u though! :)

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
you're welcome! :)

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
i have a question!

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
yes?

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
your friend chilly, r u guys ever going to add him?

𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐬
OH SHIT

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
here i'll add him!

𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡
NO

𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐧
ABSOLUTELY NOT

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐲
you're kidding right?

𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐞💰
NO NO NO

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚 🇺🇸
yeah... no

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫
kai bro liebe dich, aber wenn du versuchst, das zu tun, werde ich ein flugticket nach london buchen und fliegst dich den ganzen weg nach amerika
(kai bro love you but if you try to do that im going to book a plane ticket to london and fly kick you all the way to america)

𝐣𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐳
damn when timo is violating in german you know its bad 💀😭

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
i think i speak on behalf of everyone here when i say, you've lost your admin rights :D

𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐚𝐢 👑
alright alright then jeez 🙄
i was just trying to help...

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 🌶
its alright we know!!! u tried, but please for the love of god never try again! :)))))

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐒!
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