A/N:Happy Halloween! 👻🎃

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Audrianna's POV

"Okay, muffin. If your attacker has a weapon, you wanna confuse him with some rapid hand movements." my dad instructed as he turned to Bork "Act like you're gonna blast me."

Bork pretended to blast my dad.

"Now, watch this." he did weird hand movements before quickly snatching the blaster and flipping Bork on the ground.

Charlotte, Schwoz, and I all gave each other impressed glances as my dad stood up.

"Alright, muffin. You try."

"No thank you."

My dad sighed before carrying me bridal-style into the middle of the room.

"You already trained me enough."

"That's not enough. Now, I'm gonna teach you the yoink manouver. Try to knock me down, try to knock me down." he moved in different directions swiftly

I stared at him blankly before grabbing the blaster and knocking him down which made Bork, Charlotte, and Schwoz laugh.

"What was that?" my dad looked at me in disbelief

I laughed "You got yoinked!" I shot the blaster to the ceiling multiple times

Henry walked out of the sprocket "Okay, I finished test firing the rockets. They all work.. But now we need new rockets."

"Bork, hit the showers." my dad commanded

Bork grunted and walked away.

"Hey, you pumped for the big fight tonight?" my dad asked Henry excitedly

"The- the big what?"

"The big fight, on TV tonight." Schwoz answersd

"Shelly Cratch against Carla Dexter?" Charlotte added

"Ohhhh, yeah! Yeah, I totally forgot about that, man, the fight's gonna be so gr- aw, no. No no no no no no, dangit!" Henry blasted the popcorn bowl out of fury

"Ahhhh!" Schwoz yelled "He blasted my popcorn!" Schwoz grabed the popcorn bowl and poured out the ashes

I quickly grab the blaster from Henry "What are you upset about?"

He sighed "I gotta go home, my uncle hairneck's in town so now I gotta be in the dumb, stupid family dinner."

"No! No, no, no!" my dad groaned

"We have to watch the fight here, together!" Charlotte whined

"Yeah! I spent $99 on the pay-per-view!" my dad complained

One of the tubes went down and..Schwoz came down?

"Hey everyone, I bet you didn't miss me!" Schwoz beamed

"How did-" we all turned to Schwoz

"How did you-" we all turned to the other Schwoz

"What the-" we all turned to Schwoz

We muttered gibberish as we turned to the other Schwoz.

I held up the blaster, getting ready to shoot whoever the clone was but unfortunately, my dad stepped in and grabbed the blaster from me.

"No, no, no, no. Don't blast us." Schwoz pleaded "I'm the real me."

"Then who's that?" Henry pointed to the other Schwoz

"Gerta." Schwoz answered

Gerta did a curtsy.

"That's your shapeshifting android girlfriend?" my dad pointed to Gerta

"Yah. Look." Schwoz pulled out a remote and pressed a button which made Gerta turn back to her normal self and started speaking in a foreign language.

Schwoz waved seductively to Gerta as she winked.

Gross.

"Well- wait, where have you been?" Charlotte turned to Schwoz

"I went to vacation to Turks and Caicos." Schwoz chuckled "I've been gone for three weeks."

"Hey, I never said you could take a vacation." my dad remarked

"You never said I could borrow your underwear either but I did that too." Schwoz smirked

"Wow Schwoz. I had no idea this wasn't you." I chimed in

"That's because before I left, I made Gerta even better. Now she can assume the shape of any person in the world and nobody can ever tell that it wasn't a real person."

My dad nudged Gerta lightly "Can you feel that?" he poked her cheek next "Can you feel that?"

Gerta hit my dad on the head, making him fall to the ground.

"Can you feel that?" Gerta mocked him which made us all chuckle

"Hey, Schwoz. Can Gerta morph into Henry?" I ask

"Yeah, she can be anybody. Why?"

"Because, What if fake Henry goes to your family dinner tonight-" I began

"While real Henry hangs here with us and watches the Cratch Dexter fight!" my dad interrupted me

"Love it!" Henry high-fived my dad

"Hey, I thought of it." I chimed in "Don't come to him and say 'lOvE iT.'."

Charlotte put her hand on my shoulder "I can relate."

"Schwoz, turn Gerta into Henry." my dad demanded

"Eazy-shleazy." Schwoz pulled out the remote and scanned Henry's body, before transferring it onto Gerta

Wow. Double hotness.

"Woah."

"Wow."

"But wait, how do you get the android to act like Henry?" my dad asked

"When I scanned Henry's body, it also scans his brainwaves." Schwoz explained

"Oh, so that fake Henry will react and respond like real Henry would?" Charlotte questioned

"Sure."

"Okay, okay, okay. Let's test this thing out." Henry walked up to fake Henry and cleared his throat "Sup?"

"Sup?" The android repeated

"Oh my-" Henry turned to us with a wide grin

He turned back to the android "Okay, okay. Uhh, how you feeling?"

"Feeling gooood."

Henry smiled widely "That's it. Okay, okay. Uhm, What's your favourite color?"

"Red."

"Favourite food?"

"Pizza."

"Topping?"

"Roni."

"Woahh, I also shorten the word pepperoni by saying roni!" real Henry beamed

"Okay, okay. Here's a hard one, here's a hard one. Okay. What crazy thing happened to me at camp when I was 9?"

"You mean when you threw up in a canoe and you didn't want anyone to know it was you so you told everyone it was Jasper's vomit?"

I furrowed my eyebrows.

"I'm the only one who knows that!" Henry grinned

"Not anymore." I heard Charlotte mutter

"Oh my God." Henry high-fived his android version

"Great. So you just stay here and-" I began

"Send Gerta to your house for dinner right now." my dad cut me off

"Love it!" Henry beamed

"Oh, come on!" I groan

"Okay, Gerta. You go to Henry's house but afterwards you come right home." Schwoz commanded

Gerta shrugged and headed to the elevator.

"Wait." Henry stopped his android version

"What?" The android turned around

"Nothing. You're just. You're really good looking." Henry smiled

"I know." The android shrugged as he walked under the tube and pressed his belt buckle "Up the tube."

"That's what I say!" Henry beamed

We all nodded awkwardly in response.

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"Carla Dexter looking better than she has ever looked in her career." The person on the TV spoke

"True, but the question is, can anyone defeat the fighting machine that is Shelly Cratch?"

"The only way to know is to find out." The TV started glitching a bit

"Ah, what's wrong with the TV?" Charlotte asked

"Ah, it's been doing that all day. Schwoz, can you fix the picture?" my dad demanded

"Let me see." Schwoz got up and tried to fix the screen

"So Henry, who do you think is gonna win the fight?" my dad turned to Henry

"Uhh, man. I gotta go with Dexter."

"Oh c'mon, dude. No." my dad disagreed

"Dude. come on, Cratch will DESTROY Dexter ." I agreed with my dad

"Come on, give Dexter a chance." Kelly chimed in

"Okay, I fixed the picture." Schwoz said

"Woo! C'mon guys. The fight's about to start." she cheered as she, Charlotte, and Schwoz sat down on the couch and me, Henry, and my dad stood behind

"Hey, when did we get these new glasses?" Henry asked

"Oh, I picked these up at Sassy Glasses this weekend." my dad replied

Henry looked at the cup "Cool blue color."

"Well, actually they're cobalt." my dad corrected

Oh boy.

"Well, cobalt is just a shade of blue."

If there's one thing you should know, it's that both Henry and my dad are stubborn as hell.

"Mmm. Not exactly." My dad argued back

"Kay. Well anyway, it's not even cobalt it's more of a.. Royal blue." Henry said

"Well it's not royal." my dad retorted

"Fighter on the left, are you ready? Ready on the right?" The referee said

"C'mon Shelly!"

"Kick her ass Shelly Cratch!"

"Show no mercy, Cratch!"

"You can do it Carla!"

"This glass is royal blue." Henry argued back, raising his voice a bit higher

"It's cobalt!"

"And fight!"

"It's royal blue. You don't know your colors." Henry and my dad kept arguing while we watched the fight

Shelly was absolutely destroying Carla Dexter. Until she won!

We all stood up and cheered.

"W-w-wait. what happened?"

"Did the fight start?"

"Yeah. And it's over." I said

"It was the most incredible fight I've ever seen!" Schwoz beamed

"Shelly destroyed Carla's ass!" Kelly yelled

"What!?" Both Henry and my dad yelled

"No! play back, play back!" my dad demanded

"Okay, calm down. I'll play it back." Schwoz tried to play it back but the screen kept glitching

"Aw, dangit. The picture's off again." Schwoz said

Henry and my dad groaned loudly.

"Man, that was a fight I'll never forget." Charlotte said

"It was glorious!" Schwoz exclaimed

"Oh be quiet!" my dad scolded "You're still a weirdo."

"Man, I can't believe I missed the fight." Henry sighed "I sent that stupid robot to my house for nothing."

"Hey. Don't talk about Gerta that way." Schwoz scolded "She's my woman."

"You know, maybe you should go home and send Gerta back here." I suggested

"Yeah, and hurry. I want to celebrate with her." Schwoz smirked

We all looked at him weirdly.

I picked up a cup "Hey, when did we get these royal blue glasses?"

Henry turned to my dad "Ha!"

"Dangit, Dria!" my dad aggressively took a pretzel and stabbed the popcorn with it..?

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I walked in Henry's house "Hey everybody."

"Hey, Dri."

"Hey, Dria."

"Hey, Audrianna."

"Hey, I'm really sorry to interrupt your dinner but this is kind of important. Henry.. Can I talk to you upstairs?" I ask the android

"Oh, sure. One sec." The android followed me up to Henry's room

"Okay, here's Gerta." I walked in Henry's room

Schwoz slowly walked up to Gerta "Gerta.. Baby.." he stroked her cheek and made her sit down on Henry's bed

I sat down next to my dad and Henry on his sofa.

"Why did you throw Henry out the window?" Schwoz asked "Did he try something?" he glared st Henry

"Uhhhh. No?" Henry looked at him in disbelief

Gerta sighed "Schwoz.. Look, this isn't easy to say."

Schwoz cupped fake Henry's cheeks "Sweetheart, I made you. You can tell me anything."

"You're very special. You're a lovely man and I do love you. So much." Gerta said

"I'm getting traumatised by this." I said blankly

"Shhh." my dad shushed me "It's a touching moment with a man and his.. Android."

Henry furrowed his eyebrows and snatched his mom's picture from my dad.

"Baby, I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.." Schwoz said

"I'm saying, that- I love you.. But.. I'm not in love with you."

"Ooh." my dad hissed

"Ouch." I furrow my eyebrows

"I.. I feel human now. And- when we cuddle it's-"

"Okay, alright!" Henry interrupted them "Okay, come on! If you two are gonna keep talking like this can we please turn Gerta back to her normal self?"

Gerta nodded and turned herself back into her original form.

"Thank you." Henry sat back down with me and my dad

"I don't want to be your Gerta anymore.. I need to be free."

Schwoz nodded softly "I understand.."

"Thank you.." Gerta played with his hair "My Schwoz."

Schwoz stepped back "Okay. I will click this remote now. But you my Gerta, will may choose any form you wish to become."

Me, my dad, and Henry all glanced at each other.

"Are you ready?" Schwoz asked

Gerta nodded.

Schwoz clicked a button and Gerta turned into a.. Cockatoo?

"Woah.." Schwoz looked at Gerta in awe

"Man, that's a good looking bird." my dad said

"Dude. She just broke up with me." Schwoz turned to him

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry."

He turned back to the bird and it started chirping

"I will always love you too, Gerta bird."

We all smiled softly at them as the android flew out Henry's window as we rushed to look outside.

"Woah.. Look at her fly." I grinned

"Yeah.." Henry looked up at the bird in awe "Hey! She just pooped on my bike!"

"Eh. That's my Gerta." Schwoz smiled softly

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took me a while-

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DANGER AND THUNDER IS GONNA TAKE ME SO LONG SO IMA TRY TO WRITE IT NOW 😭😭😭

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