FRIENDS.
050. ❛ scaring natalia 2.0. ❜

Seated once again on Ellen's couch, she knew that she was in for a surprise every time she came on. Elizabeth, Chris, and Natalia where already seated and the show started a short while ago with Ellen asking her questions on the movie and congratulating them on their premiere.

"Hey so congratulations by the way." Ellen begins. "You just had an anniversary with Natalia and your engagement." Ellen finishes and the crowd cheers as Chris nods with a smile and Natalia blushes.

"Yeah. We did. One year, last week." He confirms and they put up a picture of both of them at the London premiere of Civil War.

"You guys celebrated your anniversary in London?"

"We did. Yes we did. It was a very romantic experience." He chuckles. Natalia blush thinking back on that breathtaking experience, while he places his hand on hers.

"These two are too cute." Elizabeth pointed to them, with Natalia blushing even harder with the applause following after.

"And hey you two are supposed to be expecting a child too. Are you?" Ellen asks out of the blue.

"Oh I heard that! Where did you hear that from? Because I remember when I heard it, I quickly called Natalia and I said, Hey guess what? Apparently you're pregnant! Is there something you need to say to me?" The crowd and Elizabeth laugh.

Natalia nodded her head, "We just got engaged and now apparently I'm pregnant so..."

"That rumor has been going on for a few weeks now. I remember last week when I saw her at the premiere, I was like "Oh my god, I'm so excited for you guys!"
Elizabeth says.

"No you know what? It's true. It's true! We kept it so secret that we didnt even tell each other." Chris said and his humor always made her laugh every time, as he high fived Natalia.

"But it's going to happen, because Ellen the psychic predicts that pregnancy is in our way." Ellen said holding her temples, trying to mediate and inference more psychic things. "Also that someone got scared again."

Natalia started laughing referring to before the shop started and Chris scaring her once again in the bathroom. "That's not fair! It already happened."

It soon cut to the part where Chris scared Natalia, showing her and Elizabeth walking into their room. Natalia went to go check out the bathroom hearing that there was some lotion in their for them. She pushed the door opened and she jumped out of her skin when she heard Chris yell, "Natalia!"

She held her hands over her mouth as a small shriek escaped her and soon started laughing. As Chris was on the floor dying from laughter on his knees, and soon getting up and hugging his fiancée as the both continued to giggle. She hugged her against the wall, giving her a small kiss on her head.

"Now, I'm lucky that I didn't go into the bathroom first." Elizabeth uttered as the moment passed.

After the moment played and Ellen kept asking more questions, she goes to talking about Chris's dog.

"Yeah, Dodger has quite a crush on Natalia. Instead of pounding on me whenever we get home, he goes directly to her." Chris says almost annoyed that his dog preferred his girlfriend, but he knew that his dog made a good choice.

"He's not as cute as my dog." Ellen says while showing a picture of Dodger and Natalia sleeping.

"Your dog is pretty cute." Elizabeth says.

"I mean but look at those two angels, in the luckiest guy in the world to come home to that." Chris says wrapping an arm around Natalia and looking back at the photo.

Suddenly a dressed up Iron Man popped up out of the box and scared Chris but not Natalia and Elizabeth. Chris held his chest as he leaned back and laughed against Natalia while she cheered, "I didn't get scared."

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"Well, follow me-" Ellen stands from her seat, directing Chris and Natalia to the open space she had besides her little set up. "Okay, stand on these two platforms,"

The two of them took their respectable places, "You guys are going to take turns dancing to whatever dances show up on the screen but as soon as the dance switches you have to freeze in whatever position your in, got it?"

"Got it," The two of them said in unison, smiling at Ellen as she goes and stands by some little table she had set up alongside Elizabeth.

"Okay Chris, you're first right now-" And suddenly some music begins to play and a dance pops up on the screen. Nat begins to laugh as Chris dances, showing off his spinning skills to the movement of ballet, but suddenly the dances changed and it was her turn and she was instructed to do an Irish jig. She was honestly laughing so hard she thought she may fall and ruin her chance of bragging rights but before she could the dance switched and Chris was doing the best damn running man she'd ever seen.

"Oh my god," Nat laughed, covering her mouth to contain the sudden giggles as Chris dances amazingly. But before long it was her turn and she had to quickly do her own dance, not able to see the rest of Chris. She tried not to giggle as she did the salsa, smiling when she heard Chris' laughter beside her.

"Shut up you jerk I'm trying my best!" She laughed, stopping when the dances changed again. She threw her head back, laughing hysterically as Chris does a perfect Beyonce dance, one of classic moves to single ladies. But before Natalia could appreciate the dance to it's fullest it changed again, coming back to her.

She could practically feel Chris trying not to laugh as she did her best to shimmy, one hand clasped over his mouth as he watched her.  She did the shimmy for about two seconds before the dances changed once again and she nearly had a heart attack at the words printed on the screen before the two of them.

"Uhh- ahh-" Chris looks around, smirking when he skidded to her side, his body already pressed against hers as he gives an almost perfect lap dance.

"Oh my god!" She shrieked, laughing as she attempted to swat Chris away. He laughs too, bracing his body as he puts his hands on his knees, his body shaking as he attempted to regain composer. "Oh my god stop, no!" She laughed, giving his ass a good swat to get him away from her.

Natalia was laughing so hard she  can barely breathe and when Chris jumps away from her, swearing as he rubs at his butt she thinks she  may drop to the ground from her sudden lack of oxygen but before she could the music ended and Ellen along with the audience members were clapping for Natalia. Chris laughs as he turns to her, enveloping his girlfriend in a warm hug, his arms wrapped around her waist and her face stuck against his chest. He places a comically big kiss to the top of her head, not even letting you go when Ellen approached the two of them.

"Well at least we can now say you guys are the cutest couple in Hollywood," Ellen smiles as she stops beside the two of them, her gaze upon Nat and Chris almost affectionate.

"And you two probably have the best dance moves in Hollywood too," She laughs once again, burying her face into Chris' shirt. Chris' laugh rumbles against her head, almost soothing her in some way or another.

"Well thank you, I must admit my lap dance was pretty damn good before someone ruined it," Chris gives her butt a playful pinch, causing her to squeal and lean against him more, her face burning in embarrassment. She didn't even have to look at Chris to know he had a self satisfied smirk on his face, she'd spent enough time with him to know what his ever facial expression looked like, guess that happened when she spent every waking moment with someone.

"Shut up, my shimmy was pretty damn good,"

"So was your Irish jig," She smiled against Chris' chest, her heart fluttering at the praise.

"Well everyone, let's give it up for Chris and soon to be Natalia Evans!" She blushed at the name, something she hadn't heard anyone else say other than Chris, it was nice to finally have someone else saying it. Everyone stands up, clapping for the two of them wildly.

"Well Natalia Evans?" Chris whispers in her ear as everyone continues to clap. "Since you liked that lap dance so much how 'bout we continue it back home?" She laughed, her head getting light headed once again.

"You know what," She smirked a bit. "I'd gladly take that lap dance,"