[rip Peter I]

joonie:
so
funny story lol

Yoongi:
if u know what's good for you
you won't say another word

joonie:
i'm not saying anything i'm typing so it's good

taetae:
🍵 what is it??

luckyboi:
yes pls do tell joonie

joonie:
even better
[image sent]

jiminieee:
lol the lighting makes his hair look green

joonie:
[image sent]

jiminieee:
wAIT
Y O O N G I

taetae:
EXCUSE ME TF

Yoongi:
excuse u tf

joonie:
he lost a bet
in case u guys were wondering

chocochip_kookie:
LMAO WILD

YourMcHobi:
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

jiminieee:
WHAT WAS THE BET

joonie:
i kept on telling him i was gonna ace an upcoming exam and he was like "no ur not, u might come close but u won't ace it" and i said "if i ace it u have to dye your hair whatever color shirt i'm wearing that day" and he was like "fine, idc"

Yoongi:
why tf do u even own a mint green shirt i hate u

jiminieee:
YOONGI

Yoongi:
look jimin i'm sorry it probably looks awful to u but the deal was i have to keep it for a least a month
i'll dye it back to whatever u want after then ok

jiminieee:
WHAT NO I WAS GONNA SAY IT LOOKS REALLY CUTE
but like for reference can i get a better pic

chocochip_kookie:
click to translate

yugibear:
click

chocochip_kookie:
"NEED SELCAS FOR BOYFRIEND SCRAPBOOK PLS SEND"

jiminieee:
ok how about stfu jungkook

taetae:
HES SOUNDING MORE AND MORE LIKE YOONGI EVERY DAY

joonie:
amazing

Yoongi:
i hate u
and fine jimin but only for u...
[image sent]

really tho u can be honest with me if u think it looks odd

jiminieee:
if odd has this dictionary definition
odd (adj.)
1. REALLY PRETTY
2. I LOVE YOU
3. date later today?

YourMcHobi:
dork alert 🚨

Yoongi:
dork (noun)
1. adorable boy
2. i love you too sweetheart
3. sure, i'd love to go on a date

luckyboi:
this is disgusting

jiminieee:
disgusting (adj.)
1. wholesome
2. i love you more
3. ohemgee yay where should we go?

chocochip_kookie:
lmao stop

Yoongi:
stop (verb)
1. continue
2. i love you the most
3. anywhere is fine with me sweetheart but if i have to choose maybe we could just get coffee?

taetae:
coffee (noun)
1. code word for making out
2. aw thanks u guys i love u too
3. i'm not sure what to put as a third definition

chocochip_kookie:
furgalicious (adj.)
1. make them boys go loco

YourMcHobi:
that was kinda random jungkook

taetae:
random (adj.)
1. very funny
2. good job bby ily
3. don't listen to hobi he's mean

yugibear:
mean (adj.)
1. VERY KIND AND BEAUTIFUL
2. ly hobi <3
3. don't listen to tae he didn't mean it

luckyboi:
this conversation spiraled into nonsense so fast i almost forgot it started because yoongi freaking dyed his hair green

jiminieee:
green (adj.)
1. A VERY PRETTY COLOR DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT JIN WHAT IF HE REALLY DOES THINK IT LOOKS BAD AND IS INSECURE ABOUT IT WHY CANT U JUST SAY "wow cool love the hair" OR SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS MORE PLEASANT
2. love you more than most ❤️
3. coffee's good with me 😊

luckyboi:
wow cool love the hair

joonie:
cool (adj.)
1.

YourMcHobi:
why are there no definitions

joonie:
not sure
my mind kinda blanked

luckyboi:
blanked (verb)
1. exploded with geniusness
2. so smart wow
3. u aced ur exam i'm so proud of u let's go out and celebrate ❤️

chocochip_kookie:
celebrate (verb)
1. poppin wine bottles eyyyyyyyyy

joonie:
grounded

luckyboi:
grounded (adj.)
1. grounded
2. you're grounded
3. no video games or taehyung

chocochip_kookie:
WTF (interjection)
1. WTF
2. NOT FAIR
3. IM YEETING MYSELF INTO TAE'S ARMS U CAN'T HAJIMA ME

luckyboi:
nvm ur no son of mine

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a/n:
new cover theme who dis

also i literally laughed out loud while writing this its my new favorite chapter