[lean mean killing machine meme team]

taetae:
https://soundcloud.hk94giwh_gsn810
IN CASE ANY OF U HAVENT HEARD IT

Yoongi:
Kim Taehyung.
That better not be what i think it is.

chocochip_kookie:
TAE
I DIDNT SAY U COULD SHARE IT

taetae:
U DIDNT SAY I COULDNT THO???

chocochip_kookie:
U SHOULDA ASKED

Yoongi:
Jeon Jungkook.

chocochip_kookie:
my full name + punctuation
ngl pretty scared rn
YOONGI HYUNG IM SORRY

jiminieee:
TAE
also since when do u call yoongi hyung, jungkook?

chocochip_kookie:
he likes it
told me so himself

taetae:
wH-

Yoongi:
he literally just made that up
if ur tryna distract me jungkook it won't work
where are u

chocochip_kookie:
NO PLS DONT KILL ME

taetae:
WHAT WHY IS YOONGI GONNA KILL U

chocochip_kookie:
he told me i could share the song with u but not with anybody else

Yoongi:
and now it's in the chat
when it shouldn't be

yugibear:
ooh what's the soundcloud link for

taetae:
YOONGI AND JIMINS SONG CLICK ON IT

chocochip_kookie:
TAE TF

Yoongi:
don't click on it yugyeom it's just tae trolling

yugibear:
oh
well
this
is a pretty good troll
wAIT
YOONGI IS THAT YOUR VOICE

YourMcHobi:
what are u talking about yugyeom

yugibear:
TAE SENT A LINK GO CLICK ON IT

chocochip_kookie:
DONT YOONGI WILL KILL ME AGAIN

Yoongi:
He's right.

YourMcHobi:
ooh what's this
YOONGI
I SPAT OUT MY ESPRESSO

luckyboi:
hobi u don't like espresso
also what's all the fuss about

YourMcHobi:
JAHRJWKBRIFSHJJWKDSFJ
click to translate

luckyboi:
click

YourMcHobi:
SCROLL UP
SOUNDCLOUD LINK

yugibear:
HOLD UP JIMIN I DIDNT KNOW U COULD SING ????
WTF COUPLE GOALS

chocochip_kookie:
right that's what i said

Yoongi:
. . .

chocochip_kookie:
FVK I JUST AUDIBLY SCREECHED
TAE IM SCARED

taetae:
DW BOO I GOT YO BACK I WONT LET LIL MEOW MEOW HURT U

luckyboi:
YO YOONGI
THIS IS SICK

Yoongi:
Jeon Jungkook.

chocochip_kookie:
stop using my full name i'm gonna piss myself pls and thx

luckyboi:
@joonie
JOONIE
ah shoot i forgot he's in class rn
yoongi he's gonna flip this is incredible

YourMcHobi:
JIMINIEEEEEEE
@jiminieee
U GUYS SOUND AMAZING TOGETHER

jiminieee:
ah, thank you hobi ☺️
yoongi produced the song tho he gets all the credit

Yoongi:
it wouldn't have been the same w/o u jimin so u get credit for that
and just for being u
i love u

taetae:
oh that's reminds me hobi and kookie r u guys cool with seafoam as the colors of our bridesmaid gowns?

YourMcHobi:
bridesmaid gowns?

taetae:
for yoongi and jimin's wedding

YourMcHobi:
ohhh
yeah seafoam green is good for me

chocochip_kookie:
sorry tae i don't think i'll be able to make it yoongi's gonna kill me before then :/

Yoongi:
i'm not actually mad at u jungkook relax
if u sent it to anyone outside the gc tho then we'd have a problem

chocochip_kookie:
i didn't i swear i didn't
tae u didn't either, did u

taetae:
i sent it to youjin

Yoongi:
r u freaking serious

taetae:
mmmmmmmmmmdepends will it get me killed

Yoongi:
no i don't rly care it's ok

taetae:
aww ok cool
she literally called me and screamed WTF rly loudly and i heard my mom tell her to be quiet and it was rly funny lmfao

Yoongi:
i'm sure it was

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

joonie:
ok
so
just gonna try to be brief here
.
.
.
.
i love u and i'm proud of u yoongs

Yoongi:
oh
guessing u heard it

joonie:
yeah
and i know u hate when i gush about u but i had to say smth so
i'm really proud of u
and
u know
that u were able to do this with jimin
i bet that meant a lot to u

Yoongi:
yeah
it did
jin showed me his song btw

joonie:
oh did he now

Yoongi:
yup
it was sweet

joonie:
sweet?

Yoongi:
yeah
is it not ok that i say that

joonie:
no lol i just wasn't expecting that word

Yoongi:
sorry would u like a new one
how about cute
or maybe pretty
or romantic

joonie:
who are u and what have u done with my yoongs

Yoongi:
screw u this is why i don't compliment u

joonie:
no wait lmao i'm sorry yoongs
and thank you, i'm glad u think so
jin was rly happy with how it turned out
and of course i am too
but i'm also glad u agree

Yoongi:
mm
well it's getting kinda late
good night joon

joonie:
gnight yoongs

Yoongi:
sleep well

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a/n:
soft namgi hours ✊