The Signs as Moms Yelling

Aries: "goodness gracious!"

Taurus: "holy cow!/holy moly!"

Gemini: "go rinse your mouth!"

Cancer: "god can hear you!"

Leo: "how dare you!"

Virgo: "shut the front door!"

Libra: "gosh darn it!"

Scorpio: "no tv for a week!"

Sagittarius: "you should be ashamed!"

Capricorn: "go think about what you did!"

Aquarius: "holy guacamole!"

Pisces: "you are going to bed without dinner!"