07: React to Superlatives
xSilverTwee: Hey guys!
xSilverTwee: Welcome back to another chapter of Zodiacs React ft. xSilverTwee! As you guys know, as you reach the end of the school year, if you have ever seen or been a part of the yearbook designer staff, one unforgettable part of the year book (especially for the graduating class) is... SUPERLATIVES!
xSilverTwee: And well, that is just what we are going to be doing today!
xSilverTwee: Please welcome, the Zodiacs!
Zodiacs: Hey guys! Thanks for tuning into today's chapter! Get ready for... ZODIAC SUPERLATIVES !
xSilverTwee: Alrighty, let's get started!
xSilverTwee: First off, we have "most likely to become president" which is Leo, Scorpio, and Aries.
Leo: Ooooh, nice. I would love to be president, I mean- I am fabulous but I am also just very social and a leader type personality.
Scorpio: Me? President?
Sagittarius: It really shouldn't be you. You'd terrify the people!
Scorpio: *glares at Sagittarius* Excuse you, I'm a great listener and I'm very diplomatic unlike you. Those are great skills for president.
Aries: Eh, I want to be president! That means I get to order people around and do what ever I want!
Gemini: *coughs* Aries, I don't think it works that way. You have a lot of work and responsibilities as the president.
Aries: *shrugs* Eh, it couldn't be that bad.
xSilverTwee: Moving on, voted "most likely to become a millionaire" are Virgo, Capricorn, and Scorpio.
Aries: Ah, the nerds.
Scorpio: *slaps the back of Aries's head*
Virgo: Well, I won't be sharing any of my money with you when I become a millionaire then. *high fives Scorpio*
Capricorn: Hard work pays off, it'd be cool to become a millionaire.
xSilverTwee: That's interesting, it you guys were to become millionaire, what kind of companies would you guys have?
Virgo: Some kind of medical company.
Capricorn: Some kind of book, newspaper or printing company.
Scorpio: Tech Industry.
xSilverTwee: Nice, moving on!
xSilverTwee: Voted as "most likely to cure a disease" is Libra, Gemini, and Virgo!
Libra: I don't like people in pain, I don't like seeing people losing themselves and their lives to disease so this would totally apply to me.
Gemini: I think creating a cure to save millions of other lives would be cool.
Virgo: *throws on shades* So my millionaire worthy company is a medicine company, specifically one that produces a cure to a disease. #NotPlannedAtAll
xSilverTwee: *laughs* Next up, we have "most likely to travel the world" with Sagittarius, Aquarius, and Gemini!
Sagittarius: Totally applies to me as I love to travel! I'm a free spirit and I love to take photos where ever I go!
Aquarius: Believe it or not, I like to travel... As long I have the comforts of a bed!
Gemini: Traveling is fun, I like to go with my fellow zodiacs of course!
Gemini: You remember last time we went to Bora Bora?
Leo: Yes, it was one of my favorite selfie locations!
Virgo: *slaps forehead*
Cancer: And Sagittarius got drunk and decided to do pick up lines with some random chick!
Everyone except Sagittarius: *laughs*
Sagittarius: Guys that wasn't funny!
Pisces: It totally was! You should be glad that at least Libra and I had the generosity to stop you and bring you back to the dorm.
Libra: *frowns at the thought* I still haven't forgiven you for tossing my sandal wedges off the board walk and into the water claiming that they were 'fish food'!
Sagittarius: *thoughtful look comes across his face* Oh yeah, I did that didn't I?
Libra: *stink eye*
xSilverTwee: Let's move on before this situation gets worse...
xSilverTwee: So next up, we have "most likely to become a starving artist" as Aquarius, Taurus, and Cancer.
Aquarius, Taurus, Cancer: Uh well.... we love the fine arts.....
Leo: *sings* Awkward....
xSilverTwee: Next up, the "most likely to win a Grammy" are Leo, Cancer, and Taurus!
Everyone: Definitely didn't see that one coming, LEO.
Leo: *smirks and shrugs*
Cancer: I can definitely sing.
Taurus: I can play several instruments and produce music!
xSilverTwee: Nice! Now, "most likely to take over the world" are Capricorn, Scorpio, and Aquarius.
Capricorn: Oh well that's real nice! That'd be fun!
Scorpio and Aquarius: Well... we'd probably take over the world was a power couple.
Zodiacs: *gasps* OMG! THEY ARE FINALLY ADMIT THEY'RE A COUPLE!
Aquarius: SHUT UP!
Scorpio: Twee! Move on.
xSilverTwee: *nods* For "most likely to become a pro athlete" are Aries, Sagittarius, and Leo!
Aries, Sagittarius, and Leo: #TEAMFIRESIGN *high fives*
xSilverTwee: Moving on.... Cancer, Pisces, and Taurus are voted for "the most likely to have 10 kids..."
Cancer: Awww I'd love to have 10 children..... I should name them all after you guys except me and the kid's other parent!
Libra: *looks shocked* *screams* You mean I'm getting replaced???
Cancer: *burst out laughing* Libra, no one is replacing you... you are just gonna have a child named after you!
Pisces: I love children and definitely want to have a family someday, but 10 kids may be a bit too much for me.
Taurus: Same, I don't want more than 4 kids max.
xSilverTwee: Okay, next up, for "most likely to join a nudist colony" are Gemini, Aries, and Aquarius.
Aquarius and Gemini: *look mortified*
xSilverTwee and the rest of the Zodiacs: *laughs*
Aries: Welllllll, if you look on the bright side, this means we get to show off our fabulous bodies. *sends a wink to the camera* I know you want it ladies...
xSilverTwee: HEY! ARIES, stay in you lane! This is a family friendly book, keep it appropriate. *glances down at vlog camera* Uh... I also think that the camera broke because of you.
Aries: *questioning look* What do you mean?
xSilverTwee: *looks at camera again* I mean you broke the camera lens! *takes out tablet* *summons a new camera lens* *switches the camera lens* *glares at Aries*
xSilverTwee: Don't do that again!
Sagittarius: Dang...you that ugly?
Aries: HEY!
Scorpio: UH-uh, Aquarius is mine, no one gets to see her-*Aquarius slaps hand over his mouth*
Aquarius: Please ignore that!
xSilverTwee: Okay, moving on before this gets too awkward.
xSilverTwee: For "best-selling author" we have, Virgo, Gemini, and Leo.
Virgo: *nods head* Definitely could see that.
Gemini and Leo: Probably gonna end up writing some sort of romance novel.
xSilverTwee: Next catagory is "most likely to join the CIA" with Scorpio, Aquarius, and Capricorn.
Scorpio: I call the cyber threat analyst.
Aquarius: Definitely want to be the active target officers. *makes a hand gun*
Capricorn: I want to work in the forensic investigation lab.
xSilverTwee: Okay officers, next is "most likely to join a peace corps" with Libra, Sagittarius, and Pisces.
Everyone: Uhhh.....
Aries: *cough* Someone put Sagittarius into the wrong catagory... *cough*
Sagittarius: *snorts* I'm 100% the one who instigates everything! Wrong category, Libra is definitely supposed to be in this category though.
xSilverTwee: In "most likely to win an Oscar" is Leo, Cancer, and Gemini.
Leo: Wow, so Imma win an Oscar and a Grammy? Dang.
Gemini: That'd would be amazing.
Cancer: *nods in agreement* Yep!
xSilverTwee: For "most intellectual" we have Gemini, Virgo, and Aquarius.
xSilverTwee: Wait for it...
Sagittarius: KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!!!
Gemini and Virgo: *triggered*
Aquarius: *flicks Sagittarius's forehead*
Sagittarius: *smack's Aquarius's arm*
Scorpio: Don't touch my girl like that! *grabs Sagittarius and tosses him onto his back* *walks to some random pool of water* *drops Sagittarius in*
Libra and Leo: *whispers* Ship it~
Sagittarius: *somehow hears what Leo and Libra said* *jump up from under the water's surface* *screams* LIKE AMAZON!
xSilverTwee: *scoffs and shakes head* "Best Dressed" is Libra, Taurus, and Leo.
Libra, Taurus, and Leo: *takes a group photo* *Leo post it on social* #BESTDRESSED
xSilverTwee: And now for our "besties of the year", Leo and Cancer, Capricorn and Libra, and Gemini and Aries!
Aries and Gemini: *hug and kiss*
Leo and Cancer: *gag* *act like their throwing up*
Capricorn and Libra: *laughs* *takes a photo of the other 4*
xSilverTwee: The "teacher's pets" are Libra, Capricorn, and Pisces.
Aries: HA Libra you're the teacher's pet! *laughs*
Libra: *smiles sweetly* Ok I won't convince the teacher not to give you detention next time you're late to class~
Zodiacs: Ooooooh.....
Taurus: You're screwed.
xSilveTwee: The "class flirts" go to Libra, Leo, and Gemini.
Aries: *gets all defensive* *wraps arm around Gemini* She's not allowed to flirt with anyone except me.
Gemini: When did that rule start? *breaks out of Aries's hold* *goes to Leo and starts flirting*
Leo: *plays along*
Aries: *starts looking pissed off* Leo!
Leo: Uh-oh that's my cue to RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN! *dashes off camera*
Gemini: *stops Aries* Babe, don't hurt him! It was just a joke!
Aries: *pouts* You meanie. You don't love me.
Gemini: *pinches the bridge of her nose* Stop being a kid, Aries.
Aries: *huffs* I'm not a kid. I am a man!
Scorpio: Yeah sure!
xSilverTwee: "Class clowns" are Aquarius, Sagittarius, and Aries!
Sagittarius: We've pulled to many jokes and pranks to count!
Aries: Ayyy, that's where the fun's at!
Aquarius: Who should we prank next.... *eyes Libra*
Libra: Do that and you'll regret it.
xSilverTwee: *cough cough* Moving on from that wonderful threat, and for the last superlative, the "cutest couple" is Leo and Libra, uh- Gemini and Sagittarius, and uh- Capricorn and Pisces...
Cancer: What!?!?
xSilverTwee: Just kidding! It's just Leo and Libra, the others where a joke!
Aries: *lets out a loud breath*
Gemini: *laughs* You were that afraid of losing me, huh?
Aries: *pouts* *kisses her forehead*
xSilverTwee: Awwww, okay well that's it for today! (I don't feel like doing the last two... sorry)
xSilverTwee: Thank you for tuning into today's chapter, I hope you enjoyed it! *passes camera*
Libra and Aquarius: If you liked this chapter please vote and comment!
Libra and Aquarius: *looks at Taurus and Capricorn* Catch! *tosses camera*
Taurus: *catches the camera* *holds it up*
Capricorn: We love hearing from you readers so...
Taurus: Please comment what you would like us to react to next! *tosses camera back to xSilverTwee*
xSilverTwee: Alright, let's wrap it up! This has been....
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