Aries: HOW DARE YOU!

Taurus: “Hmmm, I'm just now realizing how much of a douche you are"

Gemini: *Tries to make jokes about the situation, makes themselves feel worse*

Cancer: *Apologizes for something that isn't their fault, cries secretly*

Leo: Probably asks a bunch of rhetorical questions to whoever hurt them

Virgo: “Yeah well I'm smarter than you'll ever be"

Libra: “It's cute that you try so hard to bring me to your level"

Scorpio: “Ooo ow! That really hurts... Right here *points to heart* where I couldn't care less" low-key upset

Sagittarius: *Laughs, Walks away*

Capricorn: “I don't get angry, I get even" *Will actually wreck your life*

Aquarius: *Probably speechless but will most likely throw shade online*

Pisces: “Well...okay" *shuts down*