Note before video:

Hello, humams! We put together all of the best moments between Gamzee and Tavros into one compilation for your enjoyment, at your request! Ships are below, so beware!

-♈Your GhostGoat, Aradia!

Episode: SkAtE 3 wItH tHe MiRaClE cReW!♑♉♋♍ (Episode 1)

"Heeey all you motherfuckers! Welcome to my all new up and series, Skate 3! We're gonna try to make some miracles with this game by playing it in motherfucking story mode! I'm got some other motherfuckers up and playing with me this series, so let's up and go through em! We got our best buddy, Kar!"

"I NEVER AGREED TO THIS"

"We got our Kanaya!"

"Hello Everyone"

"And of course no Gamzee series is complete without motherfucking miracles, so of course we got my Tavbro with us!"

"uHH,, hEY EVERYONE!"

"See what I mean? Miracles. Anyway, let's up and dO tHiS! hOnK hOnK!"

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Episode: Reading Your Comments #19!

Aradia"0kay, Annie the M0use says, 'Gamzee, can y0u d0 the deep v0ice again?' with a blushing emoticon."

Gamzee"I gUeSs I uP aNd CaN, bUt WhAt Do I uP aNd SaY?"

Aradia"Just the first thing that c0mes to mind!"

Gamzee*leans in close to mic with a deep, rough voice*"Hey Tavros, you wanna make some real miracles?"

*everyone yelling, talking and laughing at once*

Aradia"0kay, anything but that."

Terezi"1 H4V3 N3V3R B33N MOR3 GL4D TH4T T4VROS 1S OUT S1CK"

Karkat"WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOG, GAMZEE"

Vriska*dying of laughter on the floor*

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Episode: Reading Your Comments #50

Karkat"OKAY, THIS ONE IS DARING ALL OF US TO EAT SOMETHING OF OUR CHOICE WITHOUT USING OUR HANDS"

Vriska"Wellllllll we can't refuse!"

Gamzee just goes 'sUrE mOtHeRfUcKeR' and smashes his face into the nearest pie

Equius and Nepeta share a donut

Vriska cheats by making Tavros hold her popsicle and then eating it bite by bite

Aradia puts a potato chip on her tongue and swallows it whole

Terezi chugs an entire red soda without stopping and then has to edit the room with Karkat because she spilled a lot of it on herself, getting him out of the challenge

Eriden gets tartar sauce on his face and complains

Fef tries to eat a carrot and drops it on Eriden by accident

Kanaya and Sollux just downright refuse the challenge

And Tavros goes down on a popsicle in one bite, and everyone just sits there shocked while Gamzee whispers 'mIrAcLeS'

A few seconds later Terezi runs into the room with soda still all over her and screams "1T SM3LLS L1K3 4ROUS4L 1N H3R3"

And Gamzee just "SoRrY mOtHeRfUcKeR, tHaTs JuSt Me"

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Episode: Troll Endurance TEAMS #14- Two Girls, One Cup

*video comes on and Gamzee immediately puts Tav's head on his chest to hide his eyes*

*later*

Tavros"uHHH,, cAN I LOOK YET?"

Gamzee"NoPe, YoUrE gOnNa KeEp ThOsE pReTtY lItTlE eYeS oFf ThIs MoThErFuCkInG aNtI-mIrAcLe"

Tavros"uHH,, oKAY!"

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Episode: rEADING YOUR COMMENTS, pB&J EDITION }:o) ♉♑

Tavros"gAMZEE, i, uHH, dARE YOU TO KISS TAVROS? uHHH, wELL,--"

Gamzee*leans in and smooches him*

Tavros*red faces*"gAMZEE??"

Gamzee"Do It FoR tHe MoThErFuCkInG dArE, bRo!"

Tavros"uHHHHHHHHHH"