So today I will be doing Text Messages...

Uh so yeah...

Also so you know the names of everyone (and please ignore how stupid the names are):

Varian (also known as: Nerd and/or N),

Rapunzel (also known as Princess and/or P),

Eugene (also known as Annoying and/or A),

Cassandra (also known as Cassie and/or C)

Vex (also known as: Vexy and/or V),

You (also known as: You)...

Now that you know everyone who's gonna be in this...

On to the book...
Or should I say on with the text messages?
No, I shouldn't?
*shrugs* Oh well.

Future Ruddiger here. So, this is dumb...

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Nerd

Hey, Var.

May I help you Milady?

Yes. I need an explanation on why I found this picture on Instagram!

(A/n: I was searching up pic of Varian, like a creep, when this one caught my eye ;) )

Uh, that's me. So why are you asking.

Why is it photo shopped? And just... Why... Why did you make this and why is it on social media?

Its not photo shopped and Ruddiger was just fooling around with my phone and he accidentally posted it.

Why do you have this picture tho And its totally photo shopped.

Can't a guy have a picture of himself? And again, ITS NOT PHOTO SHOPPED!
(A/n: just so its clear, Varian did get this photo shopped.)

I've seen you shirtless before, and you do not look like that.

Well, lately I've been working out... Question, when did you ever see me shirtless?

...

;)

Uhhh... Gtg... Bye!

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Princess, Annoying, Cassie, Nerd, Strongbow

P: Hey guys!!!

P: I just made a new group chat!!!

A: Why?

P: Cass continues to delete herself off our group chats since Varian's always here.

C: Yes. Why is he here?

N: I'm listening to this conversation and I don't want my Cassie to leave because of me!😢

P: Well, he's our friend again and he deserves to be included.

C: Fine! I'll stay.

P: Yay!

So now do we do?

N: Yeah. You can't just invite us here then that's it.

P: Oh, I was just making a new chat, hoping Cass would stay.

C: Now I'm here.

C: Bye

Cassie has deleted herself from this chat.

P: Dang it Cassandra.

P: Don't tell her I said that! It was very rude! I wouldn't want her to hear it!

I won't!

A: Neither will I!

V: i PROMISE

P: Yes I get it Varian, we're friends again but you will never let go of that broken promise.

A: Not to go against you or anything Blondie, but promises are meant to be kept. Although do you know what you can break?

The law!!!

A: I know just the place to steal!

P: No, Eugene! No stealing!

N: Yeah, Y/n wouldn't you rather sleep with me then steal?

A: ???

P: What do you mean by rather sleep with you?

You don't have to know what we do while you're not around.

N: 😏

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Vexy, Nerd

N: Hey (n/n), me and Vex are hanging out at the park. Wanna come?

Sorry too busy with stupid homework!

V: Please! This dork is being super annoying and he won't leave so please come!

N: Hey! I'm not annoying or a dork!

V: Well ya keep asking about (n/n) and every time ya do, my head ach gets worse!

N: I'm sorry about your head ach.

V: You better be, because your the reason why this head ach started!

N: Ow! (Y/n), Vex slapped me!

V: Nuh uh. He's lying!

Both of you behave! And I'm not your mom!

V: Well now you are.

N: Yay I have a mom again!

Please stop texting me! I'm trying to do homework!

V: So mom, when ya coming to the park? You can't just leave your kids at the park alone.

N: Just changed your name to Mom instead of (Y/n) on my phone!😁

No, Varian, please change it back to (Y/n)!

V: Just changed your name to Mom too!

I hate you both.😑

N: But Mommy, why would you hate your two perfect angels?

V: Varian is literally making his puppy dog eyes.

First off, I'm not your mommy/mom. Second, knock off those puppy dog eyes. And third, Vex is not an angel.

N: That last one is true, but you shall be our mother

You guys realize that if I'm both of your mom, that makes you two siblings

V: Haha, now that means I can annoy Varian even more!

N: No! Fine you're not my mom.

Now please let me get back to my homework.

V: Wait. We had homework?

N: I already finished it.

V: Of course you did.

N: Vex won't stop hitting me!

V: Haha!

Fine I'll be down in a minute to the park.

V: See? Hitting you works.

N: But its still painful!

Ugh! See you guys in 5 minutes.

V: Thx mom!

N: Thx not mom! And now I'm happy you're not my mom because the Vex would annoy me 5 times more!

V: You annoy me so I have to annoy you back!

Both of you save the arguing for later. I'm on my way.

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Author's Note

So... Uh... Yeah, that was today's one shot. If you have any other ideas on what text messages I should make let me know and I'll create it for you and give you credit for it.

Do you have any ideas? Put your request here:

See ya soon
Ruddiger

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