4.3.23

"oi jude" i high five him as he walk in as me and him and trent had decided that we'd play a bit of warzone at my apartment, and now we was just waiting for trent to come with his playstation"

"hello Chloe" he greets me after placing his beer onto my kitchen counter

"i want to pull a joke on trent"

"okay im in whats it about"

"well you know how he sent that cringy video of me singing one direction to my dad the other day"

"yeah it was funny"

"shush, anyways my plan is, for you to hide in that corner between the two sofas and you film while i try and convince him to sing one kiss"

"when it comes to blackmailing trent im always in" he says shaking my hand

"my partner in crime" i evilly grin

then the doorbell rings

i signal to Jude and he jumps in the little hole between the sofas and begins filming

"hello Trent" i say opening the door

"hello Chlos, has Jude come yet?"

"nah not yet he's always late"

we walk to the living room but i make sure he doesnt sit by taking the playstation from his hands and putting it in the middle of the sofa he was about to sit on

"oi Trent, Jude told me the other day about your amazing singing yeah"

"oh no"

"why don't you sing a bit of Dua Lipa"

"no"

"please"

"no

"you owe me one for that video you sent to my dad"

"fine, just the chorus though"

i smile and pick up my phone to play the music 

he starts singing and i obviously cant stop laughing

'one kiss is all it takes'

'falling in love with me, possibilty'

'i look like all you need'

"BAHAHAHHAHAA" jude says jumping out of his hiding place with the camera still filming

"OI NO JUDE WHAT THE FUCK CHLOEEEE"

"just needed a bit of blackmail you know"

"if you wanted blackmail you literaly just have to search google" he looks at me

"why are you giving me ideas"

"your an idiot Trent" Trent says to himself 

"good you know yourself" Jude says as trent playfully slaps him on the shoulder

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we all play a couple rounds of warzone, and by the end of the night Jude and Trent are quite drunk from the beer they had, i didn't have any since i don't drink anymore so i was sober

"alright you two are too drunk to drive home"

i would drive them except im really tired and i cant be arsed to deal with two drunk arses in my car

"get us a cab"

"no" i say knowing the chaos they'd do to the poor driver at midnight "you'll embarass yourselves"

"we won't remember any of it though"

"you'll embarass me then, besides you can just stay in my bloody guest room"

"im not sleeping on the same bed as Jude"

"there's two beds, you've stayed here before" i state partially forgetting they're drunk

i manage to drag the boys into my guest room and get them into the beds without them causing any drunk chaos, thank god neither of them was drunk enough to start throwing up

it was like dealing with two babies who at the same time are full grown adults

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next morning...

"the joys of having this idiots spare key" i can hear Sofie sigh walking into my apartment

i scuttle out of my room

"shhh" i say to her

"what?"

i walk into the living room

"Jude and Trent are staying, they got drunk last night when we was playing warzone and fifa and so i let them stay"

"its 3PM, shouldn't they be awake"

"probably hungover"

"have you checked on them?"

"nah not yet, besides i only woke up a couple hours ago"

"you go check, im going to rob your cheese and leave"

"thats why you came? to take my cheese"

"sainsbury's got no more of the kind i like, can't be arsed to drive to tescos and im certainly not buying cheese from waitrose, expensive enough as it is"

"fair" i shrug "would prolly do the same"

"wait tommorow is the 6th right?"

"yeah, mum's finally coming back from London i can't wait"

"im so excited for you as well, i can't imagine how much you miss her"

"its been 4 months now i miss her so much"

"alright go check on your boyfriends and im going to take my cheese"

"oi" i slap her playfully

she walks over to the kitchen while i walk over to the guest room

i open the door to see two sleepy arses on my guest beds

its probably time to wake them up anyways so i just turn on the lights

"oi what the fuck" i heat Trent groan

"its 3PM, your both hungover"

"i can feel it, no need to point it out" Jude says with his head still on the pillow and his eyes still shut

Trent groans as he sits up

he throws a pillow at Jude which catches him off guard and he gets up as well

"well i slept in jeans" Trent says

"ouch"

"im off chlos"  we hear sofie say as she shuts the door behind her

"was sofie here?" jude asks

"she was for like ten minutes, came and took my cheese and then left"

"cheese?" Trent snorts

"sainsbury's ran out apparently"

then the door opens again

"oh and don't search for your lettuce, i took it as well- and don't ask why half your eggs are missing"

the door shuts again and this time the lock as well

we all burst into laugher

"what is she doing just taking your food and going"

"that bitch isn't buying anything from waitrose, like if all the grocery stores shut except for waitrose she still wouldn't buy from there"

"lowkey a vibe"

"how do you guys get along so well, your so calm compared to whatever she is"

"clearly you don't remember much of last night" i snort

"yeah no"

"im not that calm trent, we just get along... somehow"

"also do you guys feel like coming over tommorow after training"

"nah my mum is finally moving back from London tommorow"

"how come you never mentioned it?" jude asks

"she probably mentioned it last night jude"

"spot on" i say

"makes sense"

"also im taking the day off so please will none of yous injure yourselfs"

"alright mother"

"no thats weird Jude"

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