today willy wonka was going to try something new. he had heard all of his friends talking about this skateboarding thing called sumn like S or whateva, and tagged along like the parasite he is. he brushed his hair into a cute pinterest messy bun and pulled on an oversize mcr sweater and pulled on his pink ugg boots. on the way his frineds tried to talk to him about the tornament, but he wasnt listening.

when they got there, he brushed past the sexiest man he had ever seen. he had spiky blue hair, with the most aesthetic outfit he had ever seen, and a mask covering a hint of ruby red eye. willy wonka tried to get his attention, but it was too focused on this tiny fucking high school kid like bitch stop tryna steal my man, thought willy, and he made a plan to get ad*ms love