B: he said he's coming back tomorrow. 

Dundundun: you've been awol for 3 whole days dude

B: shut up.

Tyler!: awww no were you sad ??????

Tyler!: that's not meant to be as sarcastic as it seems I swear

Tyler!: it's a legitimate question without sarcasm or teasing

Tyler!: (baseball bat) were you sad ??

B: no

B: i am. not sad.

Peep: 1) you need to cheer the fuck up
2) it's okay he's not going to never talk to you ever again

Ptrick: ^ him telling you all this is like reassurance he trusts you

Ptrick: it was at a bad time tho which is okay

Tyler!: don't sweat it Brendon it'll be fine

Dundundun: ^ if not I'll make u noodles

B: make sure you put water in it this time

Dundundun: kys

Dundundun: that was like 82 years ago

Tyler!: josh do you need water for that burn or should we put it in the noodles

Dundundun: die

Peep: I'd love to

Dundundun:I was nOt Talking to you

Peep: you said it loud enough

Dundundun: THIS IS AN APP

Dundundun: WE TYPE

Peep: you tYPED LOUD ENOUGH

Tyler!: ladies ladies ur both pretty

Ptrick: Brendon are you lurking

B: no

Tyler!: ur depressing
[a quote from my mom after I took my AP biology exam and cried on the couch for 2 hours straight when I got home]

B: that's what my mom told me

Dundundun: does ur mom know

B: yeah

B: I may be under house arrest if I don't get an A on things but nobody understands my nonverbal shitposting like she does

Peep: we should do something

Dundundun: like what tho

Tyler!: I found my heated blanket the other day I'm not moving

Ptrick: it's the middle of summer

Tyler!: and

Dundundun: he had me turn down the thermostat so he could be cold

Dundundun: I'm wearing a parka

Dundundun: I dropped an ice cube on the floor when I was getting water earlier and it isn't melting

Peep: if your air conditioning breaks I'm gonna laugh until I cry

Peep: overheat overheat

Tyler!: slip on a patch of ice and die

Ptrick: it's the middle of summer

Dundundun: suddenly I understand why u and Pete are together

Ptrick: he steals his lines from me

Peep: I wholeheartedly admit to doing it

Tyler!: it was painfully obvious there was nothing to admit

Peep: I CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

Peep: AND HONESTLY

Peep: YOU NEED TO SHUT UP

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W!ld: did I miss anything while I was gone ?

W!ld: my phone died and the outlet to charge it in my room was broken :(

Peep: not rlly tbh I'm still being harassed as usual

Tyler!: b is crying now that's new

Tyler!: he's happy u said something after like

Tyler!: 3 days

W!ld: I tried to use my mothers phone but she didn't have the app and downloading it would've cost lots of data we don't have

W!ld: I'm sorry angel :((

B: no stop apologizing it's okay I was worriED SICK

W!ld: I'm sorry !!!!!!!!!!!! I'll make it up to you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tyler!: the exclamation points are so many

Dundundun: ^ what were you trying to say???

Tyler!: I don't know

Ptrick: goodness