One morning up in rockstar heaven, the two former Beatles, John and George had decided to suck on tons of helium and float around. Of course John would always attempt to bump George's round rump with his own as much as possible.

"John why do you keep booty bumping me?"

"I just think you look cute as a little, round guitarist."

"Well anyways, why is this chapter called Time For A Contest anyways? And why is this in the Whatever Book? Wouldn't the WG Oneshots be a better fit?"

"Well that's because Rita has something very important that she wants to tell the readers, isn't that right?"

Oh yes it is Johnny! I'll be holding another contest! This time it's a writing contest where you all get to create your own WG one Shots! You will each have until February 25th (George's birthday) to submit your Oneshots to me.

The reward for whoever creates the funniest/cutest or just a really amazing oneshot of any of the Beatles (or all the Beatles) getting fat will have me write not one, but two requests for them! But don't worry, all people who want to join will have me write a request for them so everyone's a winner.

-As long as a story involves a Beatle gaining weight or inflating in some way, it can be submitted.

-The story can be as long or as short as you want it to be. There's no maximum or minimum word count.

-I will also accept Oneshots that have Brian or any of the wives being fattened up as well, just as long as fat Beatles are included as well.

-Be as creative and wild with your Oneshots as possible! Try to create all new ways for a Beatle to get fat or inflate.

-And most of all, HAVE FUN!!!