What they would do.

John: *would have an unhealthy obsession with the walruses and name them.*

Paul: *would spend hours sharing makeup techniques with the peacocks because he relates to their beauty.*

George: *would train the elephants to toss peanuts into his mouth.*

Ringo: *would almost get fired because he snuck into the panda enclosure and tried to cuddle with them.*

What they would say.

John: *yells at his favorite walrus* Hey, Cornflake, where's my good-morning-John flipper wave? Do I not deserve one today? I can't help but feel offended! And to think, yesterday I shared my cornflakes with you, Cornflake! That's the last time I'm sharing food with you, if you're not going to wave at me anymore! *harrumphs, crosses his arms, and turns his back on Cornflake.*

Paul: You've got to be very careful when applying this technique, Betsy. It's very difficult to get it perfect. Here, I'll do it for you *unzips his makeup bag and starts rummaging through his cosmetics* I have a shade that goes with your feathers brilliantly! Just let me find it . . .

George: *shouts to the elephant* Try again, Harold! You missed my mouth! *another peanut is thrown at him and he catches it* YES! Good job, Harold! Now it's your turn. *hurls a peanut at the elephant.*

Ringo: I have no idea what you're talking about! I did not try to get into the panda habitat and cuddle with them! You're mistaken! I would never do that! They may look adorable and harmless but I know they can really cause some damage. Uh . . . That's not me in that security footage tying to hug a panda. That's some other guy . . . That's my identical twin brother . . . uh . . . Bingo!