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What they would do.

John: *would get cranky when people don't buy his insurance*

Paul: *would get people to buy things they don't need by batting his eyelashes at them*

George: *would eat food while telling them about insurance*

Ringo: *would get the insurances mixed up*

What they would say.

John: For God's sake, man, buy the car insurance! You know you need it! You've crashed into three light poles this year, buddy! Don't you think it's time to get it?

Customer: . . . I was asking about the home insurance.

John: Well, you need that too, you idiot! What will happen if your imbecile kids set something on fire? Hmm?

Paul: *bats eyelashes* You need to buy health insurance, home insurance, and car insurance, love. *slides paperwork across the table*

Customer: *dazed* All right. *signs*

George: *his mouth full of sandwich* That home insurance is pretty important. *slurps soda* And don't forget about the health insurance. You don't want to be in a full body cast and have to pay the bill! *inhales potato chips* And what would happen if your roof fell in? You'd need home insurance! *nods as he bites into sandwich*

Ringo: Now here's the car insurance paperwork. Wait, no, that's the home insurance. Let's see here. Car, car, car. Ah, here it is. No, that health. Hang on a second. *sifts through paper*

Customer: *unimpressed*

Ringo: Hang on.