What sport they would participate in.

John: *would do bobsledding with Ringo and would scream at him the entire time*

Paul: *would do figure skating and would skate to his own songs*

George: *would do snow boarding and would have an Om symbol on his board*

Ringo: *would bobsled with John and try to steer the thing*

What they would say.

John: Ringo, where did you learn how to drive this thing?!? You're scraping the sides! Look at the scratches you're leaving on this beautiful paint job! You almost tipped us over back there! Go faster! Canada has the highest score, and we can't let THEM win!

Ringo: John, you're not supposed to have your head up. Just shut up and bend down!

John: I don't want to do that! If I wasn't watching you, we'd die!

Ringo: You can't even see, so shut up!

Paul: Wee! *goes a triple lutz* "Band on the Run" is the perfect song to skate to! I'm going to be a star! Those judges will think I'm so awesome, they won't even want to see anyone else's scores! Wee! *does two triple axels in a row* *finishes off by sliding on his knees toward the judges*

George: *exhales deeply* I can do this. I just need to Zen out and conquer this mountain!

Brian (his coach): Come on, George! Mush!

George: Shut up! I'm trying to center my chi, dag nabbit!

Brian: Well, you better get it centered because you got to start in five seconds.

George: WHAT?!? That's not near enough time to ~

Brian: *shoves him down the mountain*

George: *flails arms* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!