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What they would do.

John: *would complain the entire time about watching a kids' show.*

Paul: *would be dancing and singing along to the songs happily.*

George: *would only be interested in the songs about food.*

Ringo: *would be glad that there was an octopus in the cast.*

What they would say.

John: So they're dancing and singing about stupid things like eating healthy? Their colorful outfits are hurting my eyes! Wait~ there's a girl in this band?!? What in God's name?!?

Paul: Yeah, they've got some songwriting talent! Listen to those catchy lyrics! Only if this show was around when my kids were little! It would have shut them up for hours!

George: No, no, no, no! Hey, Wuggles ~or whatever this band is called~ you're doing it wrong! You're not supposed to sing about healthy food! Who does that? If you're going to sing about food, sing about good food, at least!

Ringo: *starts jerking on George's sleeve* George, George, George! They've got an octopus! Isn't he cute? And his name is Henry! Look at him! *gazes dreamily at the TV screen.*