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What they would say.

John: Now this is my kind of movie! Who else has read the book?

Paul: I can't even read.

George: I would only get chocolate on the pages if I actually did read.

Ringo: I read the book.

John: *lights up*

Ringo: I peed myself.

John: Then you're going to die watching the movie! *clicks the play button while cackling manically*

*two hours later*

John: So what do you guys think?

Ringo: *white as a ghost* I think I just died.

George: *still eating popcorn* Horrifying yet totally worth it.

John: Paul?

Paul: I think I peed myself.

Ringo: I told you it happens!

John: *mutters* Babies.