What each Beatle would do.

John: *would complain about how stupid the show was every five seconds, but would continue to watch it and chomp on popcorn.*

Paul: *would compliment the colorful clothing and ooh and ahh every once in a while.*

George: *would munch on Jelly Babies more than really watching it, but would catch a line every once in a while and repeat it and start giggling.*

Ringo: *would quickly get confused about what was going on and ask Paul repeatedly what was happening.*

What they would say.

John: God, this is stupid! No wonder it only made it two years! I mean, these lines are cheesy, the actors are terr-IBLE, and look at those backdrops! You can tell those shrubs are fake! I can see the paint chipping from here! *squints and tries to get a better look, but can't see anything. Shovels more popcorn in his mouth* Anyway, it's altogether just bad. B-A-D. BAD.

Paul: Ooh. Ahh. Look at that jacket Davy's wearing! That is so good. Don't you think it goes with his hair, John? Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! *starts pointing frantically at the tv* Look at the color of those shoes! I need to get me a pair . . .

George: *shoves some Jelly Babies in his mouth and suddenly locks onto the screen after several minutes of not paying attention* Look, they're throwing darts at us! Who wrote this script? I'm getting some negative vibes coming from that direction. *gestures his hands around in circles.*

Ringo: Paul, what just happened? Everything is moving too fast. Paul, what did that joke mean? Paul, why are they bleeping what they're saying? Are they cussing? What is this rated? Paul! *grabs Paul's and George's shoulders and starts jerking them around* Somebody explain what's going on!