This is a request from dontbothergeorge !

What they would do.

John: *would fall asleep ten minutes into the movie*

Paul: *would be nodding in agreement to anything the characters say*

George: *would be watching in astonishment*

Ringo: *would be watching in horror*

What they would say.

John: *snoring loudly*

Paul: Uh-huh. That's right. Tell her, girl. She doesn't even go here!

George: What am I watching?

Ringo: *on the verge of tears* They're so mean!

Paul: Honey, look at the title. *shows movie case*

George: I like Monty Python better.

Paul: The only reason you like it is because it has Eric Idle. *looks back at the TV* That's right! You can't ask why people are white!

John: *snores even louder*

Ringo: I don't like any of these girls.

Paul: *nods* I wear pink on Wednesdays too!

George: *rolls eyes*