This is a request from dontbothergeorge !

Which members they would be.

John: *would be Micky*

Paul: *would be Davy*

George: *would be Mike*

Ringo: *would be Peter*

What they would say.

John: Now that I'm Micky Dolenz, I'm funny, I have curly hair, and I am absolutely adorable . . . Well, at least I'm still funny. This curly hair is beginning to get annoying and I don't like being adorable.

Paul: *nearby combing his hair in the mirror* You? Adorable? Please. I'm adorable. *flashes smile at nonexistent camera*

John: Why are you smiling at the wall?

Paul: There's a hidden camera on this wall, capturing my cute smile at this moment.

George: *bursts into the room wearing "Save the Texas Prairie Chicken" pin all over his clothes and hat* Save the Texas Prairie Chicken! Here, have a pin. *hands the pins to John and Paul*

John: *surreptitiously throws pin in trash*

Paul: *studies pin* I think this will clash with my clothes.

Ringo: I'll take a pin. *puts it on shirt* How do I look?

John: Like an idiot.

Ringo: Thanks.