This is a request from @The__4__Seasons!

Which members they would be.

John: *would be Tommy Devito*

Paul: *would be Frankie Valli*

George: *would be Bob Gaudio*

Ringo: *would be Nick Massi*

What they would say.

John: Hmm. Body-swapping with this guy has really boosted my bad boy vibes.

Paul: No one cares about your bad boy vibes. Everyone wants to hear ME. My voice is amazing. Haven't you heard my wonderful, heavenly voice in "Can't Take My Eyes Off You"?

George: Whatever. I'm the most talented, though. I wrote most of our songs AND my band played the legendary song "Short Shorts."

Paul: Oh, dear God, no.

John: I'm scarred from that song after watching The Simpsons. Homer Simpson in his underpants singing that song in the most off-key voice I have ever heard.

Ringo: *walks into room* All right! Who took my towels?

John: I have to tell you, I had nothing to do with the disappearance of your precious towels.

Ringo: *narrows eyes* I think you just like to see me wander around the house without any clothes on, looking for my towels.

George: *chokes on his water*

John: *hastily* I'm off to play golf, because that's what bad boys do.