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What they would do.

John: *would be the grouchiest person on the planet*

Paul: *would complain and read magazines*

George: *would raid the fridge every five seconds and sneeze all over his own food*

Ringo: *would be a happy sick person*

What they would say.

John: Nobody touch me! I have the flu!

Paul: I wasn't touching you. I was reaching over you to get my magazine. *opens it and sneezes all over the page*

John: Don't reach over me. I feel like a walking germ.

George: *eating ice cream* You are a walking germ. Ah-Ah-CHOO! *sneezes all over ice cream*

Ringo: You guys are gross. *coughs* I'm having the time of my life watching Nickelodeon.

Paul: I'm not having the time of my life. I feel like mucus is packed into my brain.

George: I know who got us sick.

John: Who?

George: Ringo. That's why he's so happy.

Ringo: Not true!

Paul: I believe it's true. It's all Ringo's fault.

John: *shakes head* Dragging us all down with you, son. Shame.