Who each Beatle would be.

John: *the rude and bossy king who screams at everyone.*

Paul: *the advisor who patiently tells the king what to do.*

George: *would be the a-little-bit-too-eager taster.*

Ringo: *would be the colorfully dressed little jester who has a spring in his step.*

What each Beatle would say.

John: I think we should start a war with this county. We don't have anything to lose. AND SOMEBODY GET THAT IDIOTIC JESTER OUT OF HERE! HE'S DRIVING ME MAD WITH HIS STUPID OCTOPUS SONG!!!!

Ringo: *dances around in oversized shoes, jingling the bells on his hat* I'd like to be/under the sea/ in an octopus's garden/with you.

Paul: Going to war with that country isn't the smartest move. I mean, what did they do to you?

John: I'm bored. Ooh, the food's here. *snaps fingers* Taster!

George: *eyes light up at the sight of the food and rubs his hands together* Don't mind if I do.