This is a request from Reject_Elephant !

What they would say.

Reject_Elephant : EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING!

John: We can read Stephen King together if that makes you feel better.

Paul: *whips out guitar* I will make you feel better with some good, old-fashioned serenading.

George: You can have my jelly babies.

Ringo: *hands Reject_Elephant a octopus toy* I hope this will make you feel better!