What they would do.

John: *would point out every mistake and complain the entire time, but would end up reading the entire book. And the sequel.*

Paul: *would squeal occasionally.*

George: *would stare at the computer screen with his mouth hanging open.*

Ringo: *would read the first three paragraphs and be permanently scarred for life.*

What they would say.

John: Well, my hair is auburn, not brown, thank you! Also, I am 5'11, not 5'10! Who decided I was going to say "son" at the end of every sentence?!? God, this is the worst thing I've ever read . . . I'm going to read the sequel to see if it's as bad. *pauses.* For science.

Paul: OHMYOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!! The feels!!! I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

George: WHAT THE BLOODY HECK IS THIS?!?!??!?? I JUST DROPPED MY SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE OF THIS!!! Excuse me while I go bleach out my eyes.

Ringo: *crying* George, I've spent too much time on the Internet! I just read something I'll never in-see! Please put on SpongeBob.