What the Beatles would do.

John: *wouldn't care about anything except peace and paints all the rooms in the White House different colors.*

Paul: *quotes his songs up at the podium instead of giving a speech.*

George: *wanted his nickname to be Sammich Guy and makes sure everyone gets half-priced sandwiches at Subway.*

Ringo: *doesn't have any idea what he is doing and just improvises whenever he's supposed to give a speech.*

What they would say at the podium.

John: All right, so I want you guys to all sing "Give Peace A Chance" and I'm ~*opens a bottle of Coca Cola and drinks it*~ going to watch. Come on. You guys know the words. Don't be shy. All we are saying/is give peace a chance. If you stomp your feet it'll have a better affect.

Paul: Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as thought they're here to stay . . . Ah, look at all the lonely people . . . And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make . . . Everybody had a good year. Everybody had a good time.

George: *eating a sandwich* You all know my slogan is, "Sammiches for me, sammiches for you, sammiches for everyone!" That's exactly what I'm going to do *pulls out a radio and talks into it* Release the sandwiches, Kevin.

Ringo: *wipes sweat from his forehead* So, you know, I'm, uh, President Starkey. I'm going to give an influential speech. So . . . Yeah. I'm, uh, um, planning on reducing taxes and I'm also planning on . . . I am so nervous right now *starts crying uncontrollably and has to be dragged away by his bodyguard.*