This is another request from Magiuneration

What they would do.

John: *starts yelling at the teacher.*

Paul: *flirts with the teacher so she gives his kid better grades.*

George: *doesn't listen through half of the meeting because he is too busy eating a sandwich.*

Ringo: *gets confused and starts crying because he thinks his kid is getting bad grades when he is not.*

What they would say.

John: What do you mean Sean's going to be held back a grade? He is a perfect student. Is this because he threw a spitball at you that one time? That was only once. God, can't a guy get a second chance around here? So what if he failed all the classes? It's not his fault you're a bad teacher!

Paul: Love, we all know here that Mary is a straight-A student, but you decided on giving her a B-. I'm not taking this personal, honey, it's just I think that she could have gotten a better grade. Now, would you like to continue discussing this over dinner?

George: Yeah . . . Uh-huh. *chomps loudly on his sandwich* I'm listening, Mr. Teacher Man. Yep, completely understand. Wow, this is a good sandwich! Yeah, I know Dhani is a good student. Yeah, I know he missed the whole week of school, but this sandwich is more important. *continues to ignore the teacher.*

Ringo: What?!? Zak got an F? Oh, no, I'm the father of a failure! *puts head in hands and starts sobbing* I didn't raise him right. I know I should have helped him with that math homework, but I let Maureen do it instead! It's all her fault he can't tell you what 3 times 7 is! I didn't have anything to do with his education! What a disaster! *sobs harder.*