If you don't watch the show, "Survivor" is basically about a bunch of people on an island competing for a million dollars. It is full of back-stabbing liars most of the time, but that makes it fun to watch. :)

What the Beatles would do.

John: *would be the schemer but hides his sneakiness well under a charismatic demeanor.*

Paul: *would be the charming pretty boy that everyone is suspicious about.*

George: *would be quiet most of the time but is always thinking what to do next.*

Ringo: *would be the guy who trusts everyone and gets back-stabbed.*

How they would do.

John: *makes it to the Final Three, but everyone on the jury is mad at him because he was the one who voted them all out.*

Paul: *is the fourth person voted out~ which isn't very good*

George: *makes it to the Final Three with John, but didn't get there from back-stabbing. He just stayed out of the gun smoke and rode his way in there subtlety.*

Ringo: *is the first person voted off the game.*

What the Beatles said when they made it to the end/got voted out.

John: What do you mean no one of the freaking jury voted for me, Jeff?!? What?!? And you gave the million dollars to George?!? *crosses arms and can't decide whether to glare at George or Jeff the host.*

Paul: *when he gets voted out* Well, all I've got to say is at least I wasn't the first person to get voted out. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Ringo.

George: A million dollars? For me? Thank you! Think about all the sandwiches I could buy . . . *stares dreamily off into space.*

Ringo: *when he gets voted out* I really thought I would have made it longer *sniffles* I trusted those jerks and they did this to me *begins to go on a five minute rant until the cameraman tells him to shut up.*