This is a request from @CatieBoo9!

What they would say.

Paul: This show is horrific.

John: I'm into it. I want to see what other crazy things that gray llama does.

George: That llama is crazy, John.

John: That's why it's awesome. And they wear hats. That deserves bonus points.

Ringo: This show is too morbid for me.

George: I never imagined a llama murdering people and then eating their hands afterward. I really didn't need to either.

Ringo: At first they look like cute llamas. They're not cute. They're monsters.

Paul: In brown llama's defense, he hasn't killed anyone.

John: Yet.