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What they would do.

John: *would ask ridiculous questions that had nothing to do with the job*

Paul: *would too many questions*

George: *would ask them if they could cook and then hire them*

Ringo: *would ask one question and then hire them*

What John would say.

John: Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Interviewee: Um . . . ?

John: *narrowed eyes* Answer the question.

Interviewee: I'm going to say a . . . *glances at John's "I Love Cats" coffee mug* . . . cat person.

John: *beams* Now . . . books or TV?

Interviewee: *looks at the stack of books next to the desk* Books?

John: *smiles even wider* Okay, so Lewis Carroll or Shakespeare?

Interviewee: *looks at the author of all the books by the desk* Carroll.

John: *grinning like the Cheshire Cat now* You get the job, good sir! You have a good taste!!! We'll be friends forever now!

What Paul would say.

Paul: What's this speeding ticket about? You do know you're endangering people's lives when you speed, right?

Interviewee: Well, my wife was in labor ~

Paul: And what about this time you shoplifted a 7/11?

Interviewee: Come on, man, I was five ~

Paul: And your ACT essay wasn't finished.

Interviewee: Well, first of all, I ran out of time and ~ Wait, how do you know all this?

Paul: *yells* I'm asking the questions here, not you! And what about this time you dressed up as a clown at a children's birthday party and scared them all to death?

Interviewee: What . . . ?

Paul: Have you not read "IT"? Do you not know how creepy clowns are?

Interviewee: I, uh . . . no . . .

Paul: *bangs gavel* This interview is officially over and you did not get the job, in case you were wondering.

What George would say.

George: Can you cook?

Interviewee: Um, yes . . .

George: I sense hesitation.

Interviewee: Well, I suppose I can . . .

George: It's a yes or no question, Charles!

Interviewee: Okay, fine. Yes, I can ~

George: Consider yourself hired.

What Ringo would say.

Ringo: Do you want this job?

Interviewee: Yes, very much.

Ringo: Okay, you're hired. Peace and love. *moonwalks out of the room*