This is a request from @nowherelass!

What they would do.

John: *would brood for hours on end, muttering to himself about how he was much handsomer*

Paul: *would go on a rant about he was the sassiest and that he was WAAAAYYYY sassier than that other guy*

George: *would eat ten sandwiches, proving that he was better at eating than any other guy*

Ringo: *would only have to stand and gaze at his girlfriend before immediately earning the most adorable guy in history award*

What they would say.

John: I don't know what she was thinking, saying that idiot was good-looking. I'm the one who's so handsome, with my chestnut-brown eyes, intense jawline, and slightly chubby physique. *whips out mirror* Looking into my eyes is like looking into a swirling chocolate milk sea, and I'm just as sweet.

Paul: *standing on top of the dinner table, ranting to his girlfriend* I, James Paul McCartney, am the sassiest man EVAH. Honey, I don't know what you were thinking talking with that guy, who had absolutely NO sass at all. *continues to go on about his sass for the next ten minutes*

George: *bites into sandwich* You know, I don't think anyone else can eat sandwiches like me. *finishes it and starts into another one* I'm kind of a big deal. *begins eating his third* I don't believe another man can eat like Yours Truly. *bites into fourth sandwich while looking at his girlfriend the entire time*

Ringo: *accepts most adorable man award from his girlfriend and wipes away tears* I knew you liked me more!