This is a request from insanityisagiven !

What they would do.

John: *would get angry at his phone quickly*

Paul: *would join every social media site possible and post endless selfies*

George: *would only use it for calling people and playing a gardening game*

Ringo: *would fall in love with the emojis and speak in them*

What they would say.

John: This bloody phone! I just told Siri I wanted her to start a ten minute timer and she completely ignores me and tells me the nearest taco shop. *hurls phone into the bushes where it starts ringing*

Phone: All we are saying is give peace a chance!

John: You stupid phone, I'm leaving you to see an Android! *stomps off*

Paul: I'm going to Instagram my food and then Snapchat a selfie. Then I'm going to change my Facebook status five times. Then I'm going to give Twitter a play-by-play of my daily life. *types* "Walking down street. Not watching my surroundings. Getting hit by a bicyclist."

George: This gardening game is starting to get repetitive. I'll get the App Store for a new one. Plants vs. Zombies?!? Well, if it involves plants . . .

*three hours later*

George: *hunched over phone* Die, you stupid zombie! Die! Collect the sun, collect the sun! Make bigger plants, make bigger plants! THIS GAME IS ADDICTIVE!

Ringo: ✌❤️️🕉🐘🌞😎💩