This is a request from insanityisagiven .

Which characters they would be.

John: *would be Jack*

Paul: *would be Wendy*

George: *would be Lloyd the bartender*

Ringo: *would be Danny*

What they would say.

John: *smashes through door* HEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEE'S JOHNNY! I can see you, Paul! Stop hiding behind the shower curtain! *smashes door some more* At least open the curtain so I can see how terrified you are! *hacks at it some more, not getting anywhere* What the heck . . . ? Is this axe dull or something? *starts smacking it against the door until the head flies off the handle* Welp, looks like I'm going to have to get something else. Hang on, Paul, while I go get a brand new axe.

Paul: *peers around curtain* I think he's gone. I've got to find Ringo! My baby! *climbs out of shower and picks up the wooden handle of the axe* *climbs down spiral stairs* Wah, there's John! *smacks down on the head with the handle and runs back up the stairs*

John: *rubs head* I'm going to need an ice pack. George, do you have an ice pack?

George: *randomly shows up on the scene and hands him an ice pack, even though he's just supposed to be a creepy bartender*

Ringo: *runs into the room* I predicted this all along! I've got the Shimmering!

George: Shining. It's the Shining, Ringo.

John: Oh, look, it's my son. This means I have to randomly go postal on him for reasons unknown to me.

George: It's the hotel, idiot. You should have known better than drag your family up here in a blizzard. *rolls eyes* I'm surrounded by morons.

Paul: *screams* John, don't you dare go near Ringo! *throws bathroom necessities over the balcony of the stairs at him*

John: Oof! I just got hit by . . . some deodorant?!?

Paul: Come to me, Ringo!

John: No, no, Ringo. You come to me! I'm your daddy and I've got a surprise for you!

Ringo: *looks between them before kicking John in the shin and running up the stairs*

Paul: *hurls a bottle of Tylenol at John*

George: That's supposed to be a painkiller. You might need that. Thanks, Paul!

Paul: Don't mention it, creepy bartender who had a very small part in this movie!

John: *takes Tylenol* You know what, George? I don't know why I'm doing this.

Ringo: *throws bar of soap at him*

John: I don't even know why I'm trying to kill my family. Maybe I should just give up.

Paul: *pitches a bottle of conditioner at the side of his head*

John: I think I'm going to turn over a new leaf. No more going postal for me. I'm going to go back to writing my book. *stands up and walks to his writing room*

George: *jaw drops*

Paul: Holy heavens . . .

Ringo: *silent for a moment* I knew this all along! I wasn't even concerned for our safety! I was just acting like I was!

Paul: Oh, whatever, Ringo.

George: *mutters* Not a bit like The Shining.

I have no idea what just happened 😂😂😂