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What they would do.

John: *would be so confused that he would resort to the help magazines to figure out what to do*

Paul: *would literally go prancing through fields of wild flowers*

George: *would bring his girlfriend donuts everyday he saw her because giving someone donuts is his version of a bouquet*

Ringo: *would be awkward and adorable*

What they would say.

John: What do women even like? *flips through magazine impatiently* God, this is so confusing! Why are they such complex creatures?!? They can't expect me to do all of this, right? Because this magazine's article on a woman's ideal boyfriend is beginning to sound like "A Woman's Ideal Slave."

Paul: *dragging his girlfriend through a field of flowers* It's so beautiful!

Girlfriend: Why are we prancing through flowers?

Paul: Because that's what couples in love do! And I was testing to see if what they say about your senses heightening while in love is true. So far, they've heightened, but I could easily get some LSD to do it.

George: *rings doorbell and waits nervously, fidgeting*

*door opens*

George: *drops onto one knee* Will you do me the honor of accepting these donuts?

Ringo: *wrings hands and sweats profusely* I don't know what to say. I feel like I'm too weird for you, you know. I mean, I wrote a song about an octopus. How can you be with such a weirdo?

Girlfriend: *kisses him*

Ringo: *gets a dazed look and does a backflip like in the old cartoons* YA-HOO!!!