What the Beatles would do.

John: *would be the lead singer who head-bangs more than sings.*

Paul: *would be the bassist who runs around the stage making weird faces at the crowd.*

George: *the lead guitarist who screams random stuff out every once and a while.*

Ringo: *the drummer who is always just a blur and just makes a bunch of tasteless noise.*

What they would say.

John: I love head-banging and it's entertaining for the audience *pauses banging his head momentarily to smirk at the camera.*

Paul: *crosses his eyes at the audience and sings* I'm just a bassist in a heavy metal band . . .

George: *produces some diminished guitar riffs* Sandwiches! Beef jerky! Donuts! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Ringo: I don't even know what I'm doing and I honestly can't hear myself. This is so gear! *accidentally smacks himself in the face with his own drumstick.*