Greek Goddesses
This is a request from RockAndMoonwalk_99 !
Which goddesses they would be.
John: *would be Hera*
Paul: *would be Aphrodite*
George: *would be Persephone*
Ringo: *would be Artemis*
What they would say.
John: I am da queen! Bow before me, peasants!
Paul: *snaps fingers* I don't think so. You may be the queen of the goddesses, but I am the queen of beauty. You look like the back of a chariot. I, on the other hand, look like a spring sunrise. *flips hairs*
John: And like a sunrise, you're hard to look at because of your ugliness.
Paul: *gasps*
George: *tending to his garden* I live a peaceful life. I have a garden and I don't have to worry about the mortal world.
Hades: *calling out the door of the palace* George, it's three in the morning! Stop messing with that garden and go to bed!
George: *grits teeth and says under his breath* Over-controlling jerk. Kidnapped me from earth, makes me live in the underworld and take care of a garden filled with hideous plants. *flings nightshade at Hades* I'll go to bed when I'm good and bloody ready, DEAR.
Ringo: *stands upon a tree stump* I am the goddess of hunt. I answer to no man and I am my own woman. Come, sisters, so we can hunt!
Rabbit: *hops in front of him*
Ringo: *squeaks* Hold fire, sisters! Don't shoot him! *picks up rabbit and strokes it* It's all right. I wouldn't hurt you.
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