Giving Birth

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What they would do.

John: *would be screaming curses at the top of his lungs*

Paul: *would be shrieking and demanding pain medication*

George: *would be chomping on ice chips like a maniac*

Ringo: *would be coloring the entire time, talking to the baby, calm as a cucumber*

What they would say.

John: OH, MY FREAKING GOD! I AM IN SO MUCH *bleep* PAIN! WHY DID I AGREE TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH THIS *bleep*? MY BODY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! CURSE THIS BABY!

Paul: I NEED EPIDURAL RIGHT NOW! I WANTED A NATURAL BIRTH WITHOUT PAIN KILLERS, BUT I CAN'T TAKE THIS IMMENSE PAIN!

George: *chomps down on ice cube every time he has a contraction* I've got a brain freeze! AHHHHHHHH!

Ringo: *coloring* Take your time, baby. I've got plenty of time. We're all sitting here waiting for you ~ Ow. That hurt.

Doctor: It looks like the baby is finally coming.

Ringo: *continues to color* It's all good.

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