Gaining Weight
This is a request from You-You-You
What they would do.
John: *would get mad and start screaming at the scale because he knows it's lying.*
Paul: *would freak out and start eating extremely healthy and walking five miles a day in the treadmill.*
George: *wouldn't care and continue eating the most fattening food on earth.*
Ringo: *starts bawling into his ice cream bowl.*
What they would say.
John: *yells at the scale* What do you mean I've gained twenty pounds?!? How is that even possible? I just weighed last night and I wasn't that much! *starts kicking it across the bathroom* You stupid piece of junk! You're worthless and you know I don't weigh that much!
Paul: *checks Fitbit* Woohoo!!! I've walked three miles today! Only two more to go! And when I get home I'll have a nice, healthy vegetable smoothie. *grimaces* It sounds so appetizing. I can't wait . . .
George: *struggles zipping his pants up* These idiotic trousers! They just fit me yesterday! I think they shrunk in the washing machine. *finally gets them zipped* Thank God that's over! Now I can go and eat a Big Mac at McDonald's.
Ringo: *sobs* Why did this have to happen to me? Why couldn't I have stayed thin? Why?!? *shovels ice cream into his mouth* I didn't even think I was eating unhealthy foods!
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