Existential Crisis

This is a request from insanityisagiven !

What they would do.

John: *would buy a lot expensive things to make himself feel better and would eventually end up spending the most money in history, therefore being remembered*

Paul: *would panic because he thinks no one is going to remember him so he creates a parade in his honor*

George: *would invent a sandwich in his name so people remembered him*

Ringo: *would write a song about an octopus*

What they would say.

John: *sitting alone in apartment* Hmm. I feel like everyone's forgotten about me. I have nothing to do. *whips out wallet* Well, I know one way to make myself feel better!

*three days later*

John: *sitting in mansion, drinking a fancy smoothie while getting a massage from his reclining chair*

*news comes on TV*

News Anchor: John Lennon has set a new record today, spending the most money in history. It is reported that the rock star has spent over a total of twenty million dollar in only a matter of three days.

John: Ha!

Paul: *sobbing* Everyone's forgotten about me! I know they have! No one talks about how fabulous I am on television anymore and my record sales have gone down! *blows nose* There's only one way to get the people to remember me.

*two days later*

Paul: *riding a Paul-themed float, surrounded by people dressed like him with Hofner basses* That's right! I'm fabulous! *poses for camera* Get my good side, fellas.

George: *eating sandwich* I eat the same sandwiches everyday. I do the same thing everyday. *slams sandwich down in table* I think now is the time to invent a new sandwich!

*three hours later*

George: *steps back from his masterpiece of a sandwich, tearing up* It's . . . It's beautiful. I shall call it the Harrison Sub and I will offer it to Subway so they can create my beautiful sandwich for people everyday! I have found purpose in life again.

Ringo: Well, I believe everyone's forgotten about me. It looks like it's time to just hole up in my house and never go outside again. I suppose I'll write a song about an octopus to cheer me up.

*twenty minutes later*

Ringo: It's finished. Now I'll record it.

*one day later*

Ringo: *getting showered with fan letters when he opens his mailbox* I'm back, baby!

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