This is a request from You-You-You !

Which gods they would be.

John: *would be Thoth, the god of knowledge*

Paul: *would be Ra, the god of the sun*

George: *would be Geb, the god of earth*

Ringo: *would be Bes, the god of mischief and entertainment*

What they would say.

John: I am soooo smart! I know everything. Ask me anything, mortal!

Mortal: What is my favorite color?

John: Er, anything else!

Mortal: All right. What's my favorite food?

John: *through gritted teeth* Not everything is about you.

Paul: *sitting on his throne* Ah, what a beautiful morning. I must decide what the sunrise will look like today. Hmm. Add a splash of pink, a little orange, and some cheerful yellow just for a spring-y look. *leans back and inspects his sunrise* It's ~ It's so beautiful. *starts sobbing*

George: *prancing through a field* Flowers here and flowers there. Flowers everywhere! *flowers sprout where he prances* I'll add a tree over there and a shrub here. *spins around in a circle and plants pop up everywhere* My world is so beautiful!

Ringo: I will steal Paul's hairbrush because that's what I, the god of entertainment, do. *sneaks into Paul's pyramid, easily maneuvering past traps and crocodile pits* At last, I am here! *tip-toes over to Paul's vanity and steals hairbrush* Mission accomplished!

*the next day*

Paul: *crawls out of bed* I'll just comb my hair and then I'll start on the sunrise. *searches vanity and shrieks* IT'S MISSING! *makes the sunrise black*