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What they would do.

John: *would act as if it didn't bother him when it really did, causing him to get revenge*

Paul: *would sob uncontrollably and would watch re-runs of The Bachelorette*

George: *would sulk for days on end and eat multiple buckets of ice cream*

Ringo: *would be heartbroken and walk around singing "Don't Pass Me By"*

What they would say.

John: Since I was so cruelly dumped, I will egg that jerk's house and then I'll slash their car's tires. Then while they're away, leaving their dog in the backyard, I'll shave the fur off the mutt. *looks at to-do list* And I have at least twenty other things.

Paul: *blows nose* I wish I could get people jumping all over me like this woman does. I want to get a rose! *starts bawling uncontrollably*

George: I am drowning my sorrows with ice cream. *crams a giant spoonful of ice cream in mouth* I don't need someone in my life. I have food. *crams more ice cream in mouth*

Ringo: *sniffles* Don't pass me by, don't make me cry, don't make me blue. *voice cracks* 'Cuz you know, darlin', I love only you. You'll never know it hurts me so, I hate to see you go . . . Don't pass me by.