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What they would say.

John: I should not have had that last drink. *stumbles and runs into Paul*

Paul: Ugh, I think a stop sign just ran into me.

George: I feel like my head is going to explode. *drapes an arm around Paul to steady himself*

Ringo: *throws up into some shrubbery* I knew I shouldn't have done that dare. John, how could you?

John: *madly cackling as he stumbles into traffic*

Paul: I think the stop sign just walked in front of a bus.

George: Now it's a dented stop sign.

John: *yells from asphalt* I'm all right!

Ringo: *throwing up more* I'm not.