This is a request from insanityisagiven !

What they would say.

John: What is this? It looks like a happy, cheery game with four anime girls. It's even got happy music!

*three hours later*

John: Oh, man, she just whipped out a knife. This just got weird! I can't stop playing it, even though it's somehow stupid and entertaining at the same time!

Paul: This is just my kind of game. Cheery. Happy. Cute anime girls who are absolutely harmless.

*three hours later*

Paul: EEEK! Why is this game doing this to me??? I have no control over what is happening! Why did she die? And it's mocking me for it! How was I supposed to prevent it? Waaaaaaa!

George: Wow, anime. *eats popcorn*

*three hours later*

George: Wow, horror anime. *eats candy bar*

Ringo: Aw, this is so cute and innocent! A literature club and girls with pretty hair!

*three hours later*

Ringo: *rocking back and forth in corner* I am mentally scarred.