This is a request from @The__4__Seasons!

What breeds they would be.

John: *would be a German Shepherd*

Paul: *would be a Siberian Husky*

George: *would be a Dalmation*

Ringo: *would be a pug*

What they would say, if dogs could talk.

John: I am so sophisticated. Look at this stance. *strikes pose* I am the most handsome dog on the face of the planet, AND I save people! Take that, Paul!

Paul: *glares* Well, I am one of the prettiest dogs on the face of the planet! Look at my coat! Look at my tail! Look at my face! So gloriously beautiful. *gazes into mirror* I am gorgeous. Have anything to say, George?

George: *eating food that he stole off the dinner table* All I have to say is that I'm the stealthiest dog on the face of the planet. I managed to steal an entire roast without anyone noticing!

Owner: OH, MY GOD, WHERE DID THAT ROAST GO?!?

George: Eep. *tail curls between legs*

Owner: GEORGE!

Ringo: Well, I am the cutest dog on the face of the planet. You can't deny it! Just scroll up and look at my picture, and tell me that I am not cute. I bet you can't. *begins to prance*