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What they would do.

John: *would be that guy that's always hanging onto his sanity by a thread, barely keeping himself from murdering someone*

Paul: *would be the guy with all the affairs but somehow acts confused when everyone get angry with him about it*

George: *would be the guy that John comes close to murdering*

Ringo: *accidentally ends up in a relationship with Paul*

What they would say.

John: *examining his plan on a chalkboard* So, I lure George out of his office building where he works and take him down to the boat docks where I push him in. Wait. No. That's crazy. I can't do that. *wipes away plan*

Paul: Linda, I don't know what you're talking about! I've never had an affair! *surreptitiously deletes text messages from phone*

George: I swear I can see someone watching me with binoculars in the bushes outside. Eh. Must be nothing.

Ringo: *on the phone with Paul's angry wife* Linda, I don't know how it happened! I didn't even know I was having an affair with Paul until you called!

John: *zooms in binoculars* Look at him in his cubicle, sipping coffee, talking with people, staring at me out of the window. Wait. STARING AT ME OUT OF THE WINDOW?!? He must see me! I can't go through with my plan. Abort! Abort!

George: *watches John run away and trip of some shrubbery* That guy must be birdwatching.

Paul: Linda, for the one-thousandth time, I haven't had an affair. *deletes pictures from phone, sweating profusely* What makes you even say that?

Ringo: *sobbing on the phone* I'm so sorry, I didn't know it would come to this. I didn't even know what I was doing.

John: Time to resort to Plan X: snipe. *whips out sniper rifle* Oh, he's going down. *looks at George through the scope*

George: What is that guy doing? I can't see him from here. *moves slightly to the left*

John: *fires*

George: Oh, my Krishna, he just shot through the window! *yells* What are you doing?!?

John: *screams in panic and throws his rifle into the nearby koi pond and runs away*